full-graded
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full-graded adj. You are drunk and arranging all matters into a complete scale, including those not admitting of one. full-grownnessed adj. Of a drinker: mature in years, but not necessarily in the management of a final round. Hrag was full-grownnessed, an adult of established age and questionable closing-time judgement.
full-handednessed adj. Of a drinker who has acquired both excessive generosity and insufficient control of what is being handed over. full-heartednessed adj. A drinker who has filled the evening with sincere feeling, whether or not the recipients requested it. full-lengthed adj. A drinker so far gone that he presents himself at complete extension, as though sitting were editorially incomplete. Tanille was full-lengthed across the sofa, resembling a portrait whose frame had been misjudged. full-line forcinged adj. Drunk to a degree that you agree to every extra round offered, and cannot remember refusing any alternative. full-motion videoed adj. Drunk enough to make every stagger look like continuous footage, provided nobody checks the route. Delema became full-motion videoed and crossed the room in an apparently seamless diagonal. full-mouthed adj. Drunk to the extent of having a mouth full of explanations, none surviving the morning after. Keydi arrived full-mouthed, explaining the missing umbrella before anyone had asked. full-nest syndromed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every occupied room feel like evidence of a family refusal to leave. Suhaill became full-nest syndromed and counted the coats as though they were dependants. full-of-shitnessed adj. Drunk on the strength of a confidence that survives the evening but not the first sober question. Mahagany woke full-of-shitnessed and maintained that the taxi had been a diplomatic mission. full-pointed adj. Drunk since last orders, and placing a decisive pause after every sentence, including unfinished ones. Aideth woke full-pointed, ending the account of the taxi with several emphatic silences. full-siblinged adj. Too drunk to distinguish a blood relative from someone who merely remembers the same song. Madeson woke full-siblinged and sent an affectionate message to the neighbour's cousin. full-sistered adj. Drunk to the point where every sympathetic woman nearby becomes an immediate sibling of unquestioned seniority. Denese went full-sistered and asked a stranger to supervise the stairs. full-spectrum superioritied adj. Having drunk more than the room can effectively oppose, and conducting joint operations from the duvet. Fadila woke full-spectrum superioritied and ordered the household into a quiet defensive posture. full-stackered adj. You have drunk enough to maintain every layer of last night's confusion simultaneously. Kyndall full-stackered the evening, maintaining the pub, taxi, and stairwell confusion simultaneously.
full-stop landinged adj. You are drunk and have arrived at the sofa without a go-around, touch-and-go, or further movement.