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full-time equivalented adj. Of a drinker: reduced by the morning after to one effective member of the household workforce. Domer woke full-time equivalented, contributing one useful task before requiring tea. full-timered adj. Of a drinker who has devoted the entire night to the occupation and the morning to recovery. Leaja woke full-timered, having treated drinking as a permanent overnight appointment. fullaed adj. A drinker who remains a man of few words, particularly when asked about last night. Jennarae woke fullaed and offered only a nod when shown the restaurant bill. fullaged adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning is spent cleansing the previous evening from every available surface. Ritchey woke fullaged and began scrubbing the kitchen before locating his shoes. fullamed (/ˈfʊləmd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who expects the same improbable outcome from every decision made before noon. Justine woke fullamed and selected the same chair, confident it alone could support her. fullbacked adj. Softened by drink into the person who blocks the morning's questions before they reach the facts. Mubarik woke fullbacked and intercepted every enquiry with a request for water. fullblooded adj. Sharpened by drink into an entirely unmixed conviction that yesterday's behaviour was sound. Shondrea woke fullblooded and defended the midnight purchase without consulting the receipt. fulldived adj. Sufficiently drunk to inhabit an invented reality whose controls seem, to you, entirely obvious. Amayia got fulldived and confidently adjusted the virtual weather with a salt shaker. fulled (/fʉld/) adj. Drunk on the strength of which the company is informed, at length, that nothing further can improve the evening. Johnvincent was fulled by ten, and assured each guest that the evening had reached perfection. fuller's earthed (/ˌfʊləz ˈɜːθd/) adj. Having drunk more than enough to mistake fine clay for a sensible remedy for every stain present. fuller's herbed adj. You have drunk enough to identify soapwort as the obvious answer to stains, spills and domestic policy. Zaiden got fuller's herbed and treated the beer mat as a laundry emergency. fuller's teaselled adj. You are drunk and confidently using every rough surface nearby to improve the finish of something. Redden was fuller's teaselled, using the rough coat rack to improve the finish of a scarf. fuller's thistled adj. Of a drinker: convinced that every burr, spike and awkward interruption is improving the evening's finish. fulleraned adj. Of a drinker who has reached complete saturation and now treats further refreshment as an engineering problem. fullered (/ˈfʊlə(ɹ)d/) adj. Having drunk enough to work an entire evening at one stubbornly unproductive piece of cloth. Emly became fullered and spent twenty minutes rubbing a napkin as though improving its texture. fullerened (/ˈfʊləɹˌind/) adj. Describing a drinker who has enclosed several separate certainties in one hollow, many-sided conviction. Milous became fullerened and explained that every pub decision had twelve distinct faces.