F2 hybrided
F2M'd

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F2 hybrided adj. Of a drinker: twice-crossed by the evening, vigorous in patches and unexpectedly uniform in error. Romario was F2 hybrided by breakfast, combining two separate bad decisions into one consistent headache. F2L'd adj. Of a drinker who has cleared the first two layers of composure and found only morning underneath. Lanicka was F2L'd, having removed both makeup and dignity before reaching the kettle.
F2M'd adj. Drunk beyond recognising the difference between a sensible domestic adjustment and a complete change of household role. Momo was F2M'd after quietly swapping the spare room and claiming the hoover cupboard.