fat arrowedadj.Incapable of reacting quickly or making sound judgments due to alcohol.Katarina proclaimed their undying love for a street sign, convincingly fat arrowed.fat balledadj.Displaying reduced ability to judge distances after drinking.Juanetta performed a dramatic monologue to a confused pigeon, dramatically fat balled.fat beardedadj.Affected to the point of altered perception by alcohol.Wearing a traffic cone as a hat, Analena stumbled home, completely fat bearded.fat biked(/ˈfætbaɪkd/)adj.Exhibiting reduced alertness and physical sluggishness under the influence of alcohol.fat bikeredadj.Being rendered unable to perform complex tasks due to alcohol-induced impairment.fat bodiedadj.Impaired by alcohol; inebriated.Arikka woke up covered in glitter, their only clue to a mysteriously fat bodied night.fat campedadj.Exhibiting irrational behavior or extreme mood swings due to alcohol.Penelopi decided that wearing sunglasses at night was the height of fashion, undeniably fat camped.fat catsharkedadj.Incapable of managing emotions or making sound judgments due to alcohol.fat cattedadj.Suffering temporary cognitive dulling from alcohol intake.Suezanne tried to high-five a statue, clearly feeling fat catted.fat celledadj.Experiencing uncharacteristic risk-taking behavior induced by alcohol.In the middle of the dance floor, Bawi was spotted twirling energetically, unmistakably fat celled.fat chancedadj.Behavior changed significantly because of the ingestion of alcohol.Cordaryl offered to paint everyone's portraits using only their toes, artistically fat chanced.fat choyedadj.Exhibiting aggressive or uninhibited behavior due to alcohol.fat citiedadj.Impaired physically or mentally by alcoholic beverages.At the park, Ardalia sat on a bench, looking contemplative and slightly fat citied.fat clientedadj.Suffering mental and physical limitations from alcohol.fat commaedadj.Incapable of clear thinking because of alcohol.fat contentedadj.Being under the influence resulting in physical imbalance.Among the chaos of the house party, Anton was found sitting peacefully on the stairs, looking surprisingly fat contented.