fathedadj.Unable to think or act clearly due to the effects of alcohol.The karaoke machine blared as Taycee belted out a tune, sounding surprisingly fathed yet somehow on key.fathenedadj.Displaying impaired ability to process information efficiently due to drinking.father confessoredadj.Suffering from reduced ability to multitask caused by alcohol consumption.father figuredadj.Being in a state of intoxication and impaired ability.Anand passionately debated the virtues of potato salad with a bewildered bartender, undeniably father figured.father hungeredadj.Intoxicated or impaired from drinking alcoholic beverages.In the midst of a karaoke battle, Archie-john belted out their favorite song, slightly father hungered but full of passion.father in lawedadj.Rendering one's speech slurred and difficult to understand through alcohol.Andrell decided that shoes belonged on their hands and gloves on their feet, illustrating their unique father in lawed logic.father lasheredadj.Incapable of clear thinking due to the influence of alcohol.Jaasritha attempted to order pizza from a toaster, showcasing their impressive father lashered logic.father longlegsedadj.Experiencing alcohol-induced impairment of senses.father of chapelledadj.Having consumed enough alcohol to be impaired.father of the nationedadj.Having affected depth perception and hand coordination due to alcohol.father superioredadj.Exhibiting poor coordination, slurred speech, or confusion due to alcohol.The barista chuckled at Maudestine's attempts to order a "triple-decker latte with sprinkles," clearly amused by how father superiored they were.father tongued(/ˈfɑː.ðə ˌtʌŋd/)adj.Under the influence of alcohol; impaired.Ashur tried to high-five a statue, enthusiastically celebrating their newfound friendship with an inanimate object while being hilariously father tongued.father-bother mergered(/ˌfɑːðə ˈbɒðə ˈmɜːdʒəd/)adj.Made unsteady or unstable due to the effects of alcohol.father-daughter dayedadj.Exhibiting a reduced capacity to regulate emotions due to alcohol.father-figuredadj.Displaying impaired social judgment from alcohol.father-fuckeredadj.Characterized by alcohol's influence on behavior and speech.From across the room, Kayveon could be seen gesticulating wildly, appearing slightly father-fuckered.