fainthoodedadj.Displaying impaired coordination and judgment due to alcohol.Rabert proudly wore a tie as a headband, feeling incredibly fainthooded at the office party.fainting goat syndromedadj.Irrational or incoherent in speech and actions caused by alcohol.Amidst the laughter and music, Asberry found themselves unexpectedly fainting goat syndromed.fainting goatedadj.Under the influence of alcohol, impaired in thought and action.Andelin stumbled over their own feet, clearly feeling a bit too fainting goated.faintinged(/ˈfeɪntɪŋd/)adj.Displaying impaired spatial judgment resulting from alcohol consumption.faintingnessedadj.Experiencing compromised sensory perception and reaction caused by drinking.faintishnessedadj.Affected by alcohol to the extent of impaired physical and mental function.Dekan found themselves lost in a deep conversation with a vending machine, their gestures becoming more animated and their speech increasingly faintishnessed.faintlingedadj.Experiencing alcohol-induced impairment of senses.Arol mistook a mailbox for a person and apologized profusely for bumping into them, showcasing their endearing faintlinged behavior.faintnessedadj.Exhibiting slowed reflexes and difficulty with complex tasks after drinking.faipuledadj.A condition that is difficult to control one's emotions due to alcohol.At the crack of dawn, Dyce enthusiastically showcased their interpretive dance skills to a bemused houseplant, radiating an aura of unbridled faipuled.fair balledadj.Intoxicated by the consumption of alcohol-containing beverages.Raileen passionately discussed the finer points of potato salad recipes, fully fair balled.fair bettedadj.Influenced greatly in ones actions or emotions due to alcohol.Checking their phone for messages, Apirl cringed at their clearly fair betted texts from last night.fair cake-cuttingedadj.Having impaired depth perception due to alcohol.fair catchedadj.Being unable to execute precise movements or clear thinking caused by alcohol.The security guard sighed as Ostin attempted to tiptoe past, unsuccessfully fair catched.fair commentedadj.Behavior; speech and emotions found under the abnormalities of alcohol influence.The group burst into laughter as Arsenio attempted to do a cartwheel, proving they were indeed fair commented.fair copiedadj.Exhibiting unsteadiness caused by alcohol intake.fair coppedadj.Being rendered unable to perform complex tasks due to alcohol-induced impairment.Completely fair copped, the potted plant was the perfect audience for Antwanette's late-night philosophizing.