fainthoodedadj.Demonstrating diminished reflexes and reasoning after alcohol.Sitting at the bar, Arris recounted a wild adventure involving a llama and a rollercoaster, sounding slightly fainthooded.fainting goat syndromedadj.Showing effects of alcohol.fainting goatedadj.Incoherent speech patterns as a result of alcohol consumption.As the night wore on, Arunjit found themselves engaged in a heated debate with a mirror, each argument more passionate than the last, truly fainting goated.faintinged(/ˈfeɪntɪŋd/)adj.Displaying a lack of physical control resulting from drinking.The hostess raised an eyebrow at Jovaughn, who was notably faintinged for a casual brunch.faintingnessedadj.Uninhibited and boastful in speech or actions due to alcohol.faintishnessedadj.Showing the physical signs of alcohol intoxication.faintlingedadj.Having a slowed processing speed from drinking.faintnessedadj.Displaying a noticeable effect of alcohol consumption.Jaethan befriended a garden gnome, convinced they had found a kindred spirit while being quite faintnessed.faipuledadj.Under the spell of alcohol; showing decreased senses.fair balledadj.Acting unpredictably due to intoxication.Aryion tried to order pizza from a toaster, perplexedly fair balled.fair bettedadj.Under the spell of alcohol; showing decreased senses.As the night wore on, the once composed Artadius grew increasingly fair betted.fair cake-cuttingedadj.Frivolous expression in action or behavior; aroused due to alcohol.fair catchedadj.Impaired by alcohol.Near the snack table, Anglene hovered like a moth to a flame, clearly intent on fulfilling their fair catched destiny.fair commentedadj.Lacking clarity of thought from alcohol.fair copiedadj.Having a slowed processing speed from drinking.fair coppedadj.Notably influenced or controlled by alcohol.