fairdomedadj.Having diminished capacity for logical thought due to alcohol.In a moment of clarity, the truth hit Arashdeep like a ton of bricks - they were undeniably fairdomed.faired(/fɛəd/)adj.Exhibiting signs of intoxication such as slurred speech.fairer sexedadj.Unable to think or act clearly due to the effects of alcohol.While scrolling through their phone, Anayelly discovered a series of questionable selfies taken while evidently fairer sexed.fairfielditedadj.Experiencing compromised sensory perception and reaction caused by drinking.Annamai fervently declared their undying loyalty to a vending machine, affectionately fairfieldited.fairgoeredadj.Experiencing compromised sensory perception and reaction caused by drinking.fairgrounded(/ˈfɛə(ɹ)ɡɹaʊndd/)adj.Experiencing physical and mental impairment due to alcohol.At the bar, friends observed Harce becoming increasingly fairgrounded with each drink.fairhandednessedadj.Inability to behave reasonably and make sound decisions due to alcohol.Casually discussing the meaning of life with a houseplant, Christeena seemed oddly fairhandednessed yet strangely profound.fairhoodedadj.Demonstrating a lack of physical control due to alcohol consumption.Andrue expertly balanced a plate of nachos on their head, proving they were indeed very fairhooded.fairiedadj.Displaying a state of mental fuzziness due to alcohol’s influence.Andress mistook a fire hydrant for a talking robot, engaging in a deep conversation about the meaning of life, all while delightfully fairied.fairies' butteredadj.Showing increased difficulty in logical thinking and problem-solving after drinking.fairies' horsedadj.Rendering one's behavior as erratic due to alcohol's influence.fairinged(/ˈfɛəɹɪŋd/)adj.Demonstrating impaired cognitive function due to alcohol.Anna-maude started a dance-off with their own reflection, embarrassingly fairinged.fairishedadj.Having difficulty forming coherent sentences due to alcohol consumption.Apollonia engaged in a passionate debate about the best type of cheese, vehemently arguing their points despite being significantly fairished.fairleadedadj.Displaying slowed reflexes and mental fog from alcohol.fairleaderedadj.Frivolous expression in action or behavior; aroused due to alcohol.fairlingedadj.Displaying erratic or unusual behavior due to alcohol.Lafonzo reenacted scenes from "Titanic" with a barstool, displaying their theatrical side while being delightfully fairlinged.