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FB'd adj. Drunk in a way that records names, addresses and interests repeatedly, then circulates them before last orders. Kariane was FB'd, writing her details in three notebooks beside the cloakroom. FBA'd adj. A drinker so far gone that every discussion has become foundational and American. Lehiwa was FBA'd and offered a constitutional preamble to the taxi driver. FBC'd adj. A drinker so far gone that the company begins informally counting the visible signs. Esmirna was FBC'd by midnight, with friends recording each new theory about the landlord. FBD'd adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a cousin from a fellow regular, though both are greeted warmly. Ajiana was FBD'd and introduced her actual cousin to the darts team as a distant relation. FBG'd adj. Loosened by drink into giving the morning blood test more readings than the laboratory requested. Nieya arrived FBG'd and offered three competing accounts of her glucose before breakfast. FBI'd (/ˈɛf.biː.aɪd/) adj. Describing a drinker who fixes on one point and indexes every decision from it. Ayanle was FBI'd and used the bar's first price as the basis for all subsequent arithmetic. FBIered adj. A drinker who conducts an unofficial investigation into everyone's movements, without evidence or jurisdiction. Marily became FBIered and questioned the coats about who had left before her. FBO'd adj. A drinker who has become a fixed-base operator for the morning's arrivals, departures and refuelling. Deborahann was FBO'd by ten, servicing everyone else's accounts while remaining at the kitchen table. FBOE'd adj. Drunk to the extent of organising your balance by seniority, with each older step treated as a guide. Talaina was FBOE'd and followed the eldest person towards the coat rack. FBOT'd adj. You are drunk and briefly brilliant, attracting the entire room before disappearing from the conversation. Tomiwa went FBOT'd, delivering one dazzling observation before vanishing towards the cloakroom. FBR'd adj. A drinker so far gone that every new round seems to generate more energy for the same mistake. Jorgejr was FBR'd and treated each additional drink as a sustainable source of judgement. FBS'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has sampled the blood supply of the evening and found it encouraging. Ginny was FBS'd and inspected the red wine as though taking a clinical sample. FBSM'd adj. Drunk to a degree that makes any chair appear professionally equipped for a full-body treatment. Pierson got FBSM'd and requested therapeutic attention from an ordinary dining chair. FBT'd adj. Softened by drink into a small-scale experiment involving yeast and limited supervision. Meklit got FBT'd and began discussing improvements to the household brewing arrangement. FBW'd adj. Describing a drinker who has surrendered manual control to an electronic-looking impulse. Eivissa was FBW'd, turning towards the fridge whenever the household system signalled hunger. Fbed adj. The state of being drunk and treating February as a sufficiently precise account of the entire evening. Sanjit was Fbed and maintained that the date, like the bill, could be abbreviated.