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FC'd adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of formal care, requiring supervision before reaching the taxi. Jacarr was FC'd by closing time and needed careful escort across the pavement. FCA'd adj. Softened by drink into a fellow who treats every minor morning expense as a matter for accounts. Mylinn was FCA'd, reconciling the breakfast receipt with money no longer in the wallet. FCB'd adj. Drunk, with the result that every action is controlled by a small internal block nobody can inspect. Yasha was FCB'd, unable to explain the block preventing him from leaving the bar. FCC'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and confined to a correctional complex of blankets, water and regret. Chaisty was FCC'd by breakfast, serving a sentence on the sofa with no prospect of parole. FCD'd adj. A drinker so far gone that his movements provide useful data on the speed of traffic. Arteria got FCD'd and supplied the taxi rank with a complete record of late-night congestion. FCE'd adj. Drunk enough to produce a certificate for a sentence nobody has understood. Sehajbir became FCE'd and delivered a grammatically ambitious toast to the crisps. FCEV'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and proceeding quietly under an unfamiliar chemical arrangement. Triska came home FCEV'd, making no noise except for the occasional soft correction to the hallway. FCF'd adj. Drunk in a way that treats the remaining money, like the evening, as available for immediate expenditure. Morise got FCF'd and announced that the kitchen renovation could begin with the cash in his coat. FCM'd adj. Sharpened by drink into detecting minute distinctions between people, particularly distinctions nobody else can see. Zydarius got FCM'd and identified six grades of friendliness in the landlord's nod. FCMS'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and attempting to operate the kettle with facial expressions alone. Yaneli was FCMS'd and communicated her need for water entirely through solemn gestures. FCNC'd adj. Too drunk to notice that every supposedly neutral choice has changed the flavour of the evening. Dajour got FCNC'd and claimed the argument had altered nothing while changing everyone's order. FCP'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has made every acquaintance inspect a rash that is not there. Juanito spent the taxi queue showing everyone an imaginary rash, thoroughly FCP'd. FCS'd adj. Emboldened by drink to audit every conversation for errors, omissions, and transmission integrity. Lawander became FCS'd and requested checksums for the pub's increasingly doubtful stories. FCT'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and communicating helpfully with someone who has not agreed to participate. Edgbert was FCT'd, receiving detailed instructions from Mukarram about opening a packet of crisps. FCU'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and lending money to the whole bar on terms nobody has recorded. Jiraiya went FCU'd and offered Rosalba credit for a round she had already paid for. FCV'd adj. The state of being drunk and contagious with ill-advised suggestions. Leofric was FCV'd and the plan to cycle home spread rapidly through the group.