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FD'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and responding to every small emergency as though it required a committee. Joden got FD'd and began organising the queue for the lavatory. FDAC'd adj. Softened by drink into a court case involving the whole family, and consequently requiring tea. Needham got FDAC'd and convened the relatives to discuss a missing biscuit. FDAP'd (/fəˈdæpd/) adj. Of a drinker: fixed, annual, and periodically due for another account of the evening. Haalah was FDAP'd by breakfast, issuing regular statements about the same four events. FDC'd adj. Drunk on the strength of the day's first glass, preserved beside the sofa for later inspection. Woodley was FDC'd and kept the opening tumbler beside him like a dated keepsake. FDD'd adj. Of a drinker: a little drive remains, but it reads and writes nothing reliably. Danyalle was FDD'd, opening the same kitchen cupboard repeatedly without selecting anything. FDG'd adj. Still drunk, and lighting up visibly whenever anyone mentions the stairs or another round. Sohana was FDG'd, glowing with interest at the prospect of one more trip upstairs. FDH'd adj. A drinker so far gone that the hull may be discarded, provided the sofa remains afloat. Mikki was FDH'd and spent the evening drifting between the sofa and a glass of water. FDI'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to have committed your remaining attention to a distant sofa and expanded operations there. Avontay got FDI'd and established a permanent presence beside the unfamiliar spare-room radiator. FDII'd (/ˈfɪdid/) adj. The state of being drunk and treating an intangible idea as income that ought to be declared. Adrien went FDII'd and attempted to invoice the room for his original solution. FDIL'd adj. Having drunk more than domestic law permits, and now operating under the morning's improvised statute. Nomia was FDIL'd, enforcing a strict ban on standing before the second cup of tea. FDM'd adj. Drunk past the point of keeping conversations separate, yet still convinced that multiplexing is orderly. Hoodh was FDM'd, transmitting family history, football, and directions through one uninterrupted speech. FDMA'd adj. Loosened by drink into dividing attention among several conversations, each receiving its own private access. Ginobili was FDMA'd, conducting three unrelated conversations without successfully completing any. FDR'd adj. Drunk to a degree that detects transmissions which contain no intelligible format whatsoever. Shabaka was FDR'd and treated every cough as a carefully encoded announcement. FDTS'd adj. Drunk on the strength of forming a self-assembled surface, then lying flat upon it. Leemon got FDTS'd and formed a remarkably orderly layer across the sitting-room carpet. FDVR'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake complete immersion in an imagined environment for a sound administrative decision. Taire was FDVR'd and attempted to navigate the pub as though it were simulated terrain. fded adj. Drunk on the strength of calling strangers friends and leaving it at that. Chin went fded and began introducing the coat stand as an old friend.