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FE'd adj. Too drunk to distinguish further education from the further drinks required to reach home. Gustabo was FE'd and enrolled the taxi driver in a late course on responsible navigation. FEA'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to model the evening as a load-bearing structure and identify its likely points of failure. Romond became FEA'd and tested the table's stability before placing down a pint. FEBA'd adj. A drinker so far gone that the nearest doorway becomes the forward edge of the battle area. Rodgers got FEBA'd and attempted to establish a command post beside the lavatories. FEBS'd adj. Sharpened by drink into a fellow who diagnoses the hangover with unnecessary surgical precision. Kylematthew was FEBS'd, locating the headache with professional accuracy and no remedy. FEC'd adj. Of a drinker who has made the morning's small change subject to strict exchange controls. Elishua woke FEC'd, permitting only tea and exact quantities of toast to cross the threshold. FED'd adj. Drunk enough to measure the evening in airborne radiation and still call it travel. Kaillou got FED'd and checked the pub ceiling for cruising altitude. FEFO'd adj. Drunk to the point where the oldest remaining pint is dispatched before anything fresher. Leeandre got FEFO'd and insisted the nearly flat lager deserved priority. FEIE'd adj. You have drunk enough to exclude all earned income, conversation, and useful activity from the morning. Meckenzie was FEIE'd, exempting herself from work on grounds that remained pleasantly unclear. FELT'd adj. Describing a drinker who fades rapidly from bright conversation into silence, like a brief celestial flare. Evadne was FELT'd by dessert, brilliant at first and absent before the coffee arrived. FEM'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has magnified every tiny bodily error until it fills the room. Vanner went FEM'd and treated a missed step as a major visual event. FEP'd adj. Sharpened by drink into a small, overactive intermediary between the pub and every available peripheral. Eilleen got FEP'd and began connecting strangers, stools and half-finished rounds. FER'd adj. The condition of a drinker who turns one harmless impulse into a chain of alarming developments. Cyrielle was FER'd and converted a request for crisps into a full rearrangement of the kitchen. FES'd adj. You are drunk and displaying the characteristic rash of poor decisions across the whole evening. Cale was FES'd, with questionable messages and unexplained plans appearing in several places. FESS'd adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a sinus from an appropriate venue for conversation. Tyshanna got FESS'd and attempted to improve the pub's ventilation personally. FET'd adj. Of a drinker who has become a small switching device, turning movement on and off without warning. Lacole went FET'd and stopped halfway through the doorway, still holding one foot up. FEU'd adj. Of a drinker who has become a forty-foot cargo unit: cumbersome, standardised, and difficult to reposition. Imaya was FEU'd beside the doorway, occupying the route with impressive logistical certainty.