festuloliumedadj.Being characterized by diminished motor control after alcohol consumption.Aris burst into tears upon discovering a piece of cheese that resembled their childhood pet, a moment of poignant festuloliumed nostalgia.festy cockedadj.A state in which one's actions are noticeably impaired by alcohol.feta cheesedadj.In a state where speech becomes thick or difficult to understand due to alcohol.Antesha found themselves in a philosophical discussion with a garden gnome, showcasing their deep thoughts while being slightly feta cheesed.fetaed(/ˈfɛtəd/)adj.Showing diminished sensory perception related to alcohol's depressant effects.fetal alcohol spectrum disorderedadj.Rendering one's speech slurred and difficult to understand through alcohol.fetal alcohol syndromedadj.Demonstrating a lack of physical control due to alcohol consumption.As the party dwindled down, Anosha attempted to organize an impromptu sing-along, their enthusiasm clearly fueled by being exceptionally fetal alcohol syndromed.fetal positionedadj.Mental functions slowed by alcohol.Amongst the chaos, Spandana wandered around aimlessly, looking utterly fetal positioned.fetalizationedadj.In a state where one's senses or judgment are impaired by alcohol.Clutching a slice of pizza, Jaylamarie declared themselves to be proudly fetalizationed.fetationedadj.Displaying compromised balance and coordination leading to increased chances of falling.Keashia found themselves entangled in a discussion about quantum physics with a garden gnome, displaying their intellectually stimulating fetationed tendencies.fetch candledadj.Lacking clarity of thought from alcohol.fetch questedadj.Rendering one disoriented by alcohol.fetch-and-carried(/ˌfɛt͡ʃ n̩ ˈkæɹid/)adj.Made unable to function properly through drinking alcohol.fetched(/fɛt͡ʃd/)adj.Having one's accurate perception of time altered by drinking.fetcheredadj.Exhibiting altered behavior due to alcohol.Aneesh attempted to have a deep philosophical discussion with a rubber duck, showing off their intellectual side even in a fetchered state.fetchinged(/ˈfɛt͡ʃɪŋd/)adj.Feeling euphoric but impaired due to alcohol intake.As they offered to juggle invisible oranges, Massinissa realized they were dangerously fetchinged.fetchingnessedadj.Incapacitated; unable to think or act normally due to alcohol.Lashunti declared themselves the monarch of the kitchen, holding court with a bottle of ketchup and a spoon, regally fetchingnessed.