fermium gappedadj.Exhibiting impaired problem-solving abilities caused by alcohol.fermiumed(/ˈfɜːɹmiəmd/)adj.In a state where judgment is clouded by alcohol.Annettia attempted to organize a sing-along with passing strangers, harmonizing with invisible backup singers in a joyfully fermiumed fashion.fermoritedadj.Experiencing alcohol-induced mood swings from euphoria to depression.Jerelyn attempted to moonwalk across a wet dance floor, hilariously fermorited.fern alliedadj.Being under the influence with lowered inhibitions and distorted judgment.fern barredadj.Inability to make coherent speeches or judgments influenced by alcohol.Ardith woke up with a traffic cone on their head, a classic symbol of being fern barred.fern bushedadj.Showing compromised executive functioning resulting from alcohol intake.The teacher raised an eyebrow as a student struggled to focus in class, distractingly fern bushed.fern cakedadj.Showing increased difficulty in logical thinking and problem-solving after drinking.fern housedadj.Experiencing uncharacteristic risk-taking behavior induced by alcohol.fern pinedadj.Having affected depth perception and hand coordination due to alcohol.fern seededadj.Having dulled sensory awareness and reduced physical coordination from alcohol.When asked for their ID, Martinique struggled to fish it out of their pocket, showing clear signs of being fern seeded.fern-leafedadj.Affected by alcohol to the point of incoherence.Annie-leigh tried to high-five a painting, proving they were truly fern-leafed.fernackerpannedadj.Suffering temporary cognitive dulling from alcohol intake.Elecia tried to order a pizza from a potted plant, hungrily fernackerpanned.fernalliedadj.Displaying impaired coordination and judgment due to alcohol.Across the street, a street performer watched as Elrod mimed a dramatic scene from a movie, unintentionally fernallied.fernandinitedadj.Exhibiting poor coordination from alcohol.fernanedadj.Showing effects of alcohol.fernbirdedadj.Carrying the smell of alcohol on one's breath.