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FF'd adj. Drunk on the strength of naval confidence, proceeding through the room as though under a warship's commission. Shumel became FF'd and attempted to give the buffet a formal naval designation. FFA'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating every greasy snack as a matter of uncombined principle. Nunzie got FFA'd and ordered the crispiest thing behind the bar. FFAR'd adj. Too drunk to unfold the household problem, and therefore launching oneself gently towards the nearest sofa. Maina got FFAR'd and made a short, unguided descent from the kitchen doorway to the sofa. FFB'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and responding to every surface with inappropriate tactile conviction. Obadiah was FFB'd and insisted the upholstered chair was resisting him. FFC'd adj. Drunk beyond being able to face the morning without first documenting the damage from directly in front. Farhiya woke FFC'd and inspected her expression before attempting conversation. FFF'd adj. Of a drinker who has confidently built the same decision layer by layer until it cannot be removed. Rylan got FFF'd and constructed a complicated route home from increasingly unsuitable materials. FFFP'd adj. Drunk on the strength of firefighting foam, and attempting to contain every disagreement with it. Cmone went FFFP'd and smothered the argument beneath several imagined layers of foam. FFI'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has confidently mistaken wakefulness for a useful qualification. Aycen was FFI'd and insisted that sleep was an administrative weakness. FFLO phased adj. The drunkenness of one who advances in a direction that changes from moment to moment, yet appears deliberate. Daney was FFLO phased, crossing the room by a route whose purpose became clear to nobody. FFM'd adj. A drinker so far gone that the useful part of the person has become difficult to identify. Vanya was FFM'd, with the evening's remaining substance apparently distributed elsewhere. FFO'd adj. Drunk to a degree that funds from operations have become funds from cushions, pockets and the kitchen drawer. Liyah was FFO'd and reported funds from operations after recovering coins from beneath the sofa. FFP'd adj. Having drunk enough to require fresh frozen plasma in theory, though water remains the immediate proposal. Toufic woke FFP'd, pale beneath the duvet and declining the offer of toast. FFQ'd adj. Still drunk, and maintaining an impressive finish despite increasingly irregular alignment. Arshpreet remained FFQ'd, polished at the collar and incapable of locating the sleeves. FFQA'd adj. Too drunk to assess the finish, but still prepared to issue a detailed assessment of it. Mattys got FFQA'd and reviewed the table's edges while leaning against the table. FFR'd adj. Slowed by drink to breathe through a filtering facepiece while treating the queue for the lavatory as hazardous. Mikayel went FFR'd and approached the pub lavatory queue as though entering a contaminated zone. FFS'd adj. Too drunk to distinguish a facial procedure from a reasonable next course of action. Yesina got FFS'd and recommended cosmetic surgery to the woman serving crisps.