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FG syndromed adj. Softened by drink into delayed decisions, restless confidence, and a face committed to the plan. Avareigh was FG syndromed, enthusiastically changing tables without managing to leave either one. FG'd adj. Having drunk more than three pints, and now attempting a direct shot at the front door. Antarious went FG'd after the final round and kicked straight past the doorman. FGA'd adj. Drunk beyond the point where balance is treated as an optional treatment for the nervous system. Evie-jayne was FGA'd, standing beside the stairs while her legs pursued separate therapeutic strategies. FGC'd adj. You are drunk and reducing the evening to three initials, one coat and a taxi destination. Sevy was FGC'd and communicated the entire journey home in initials. FGCC'd adj. You are drunk and stratified by the morning after, solid at the base and increasingly unreliable above. Latitia woke FGCC'd, steady enough below but visibly less substantial near the head. FGF'd adj. You have drunk enough to stimulate growth in every movement, until a simple step becomes an expanding process. Druecilla got FGF'd and enlarged the distance between herself and the bottom stair. FGFR'd adj. You are drunk and responding to every movement signal several seconds after it was issued. Jackie was FGFR'd and turned towards the stairs only after reaching the kitchen. FGI'd adj. Loosened by drink into regarding the stockroom as an imprecise ledger of things not yet sold. Dnesha went FGI'd and counted the unsold kettles twice, obtaining different totals each time. FGM'd adj. Of a drinker who has reduced the evening to its barest essentials: fare, coat and front door. Katylynn was FGM'd by closing time, carrying only the taxi fare and her coat. FGR'd adj. Reduced by drink to a growth-restricted version of yourself, still requiring assistance with the stairs. Kelis became FGR'd and developed no further after the first highball. FGS'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and listing through the morning like a naval vessel without a usable prefix. Kaybree was FGS'd, making slow nautical progress towards the kettle. FGlied adj. Drunk to a degree that turns a minor alteration into the central chemical achievement of the evening. Quameek got FGlied and announced that adding ice had transformed the entire drinks programme. fggotted adj. Drunk since last orders, and reduced to a bundled household object awaiting the sofa. Gulay was fggotted by the time the washing-up began, wrapped in a blanket beside the kettle. fgirled adj. Slowed by drink to regard every flirtation as an uncomplicated arrangement. Tyrita became fgirled and gave the barman a timetable for their supposed affair.