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FI'd adj. Drunk on the strength of breakfast's first ingredient, and treating the resulting fibrin as administrative support. Ober was FI'd, fastening the toast together before attempting to eat it. FIAT'd adj. Drunk beyond economical repair, yet still insisting the journey can continue. Analice was FIAT'd and attempted to drive the bar stool home.
FIB'd adj. Having drunk more than enough to fire confident explanations in every direction. Makanalei got FIB'd and claimed the taxi rank was producing its own particles. FIBUA'd adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a crowded room from a built-up operational environment. Nirvan went FIBUA'd and cleared the hallway by apologising to each coat individually. FICE'd adj. Drunk enough to reverse the usual direction of the journey, repeatedly and with visible concentration. Carisha got FICE'd and walked away from home before correcting towards the station. FICINT'd adj. Sharpened by drink into predicting plausible futures from evidence supplied entirely by imagination. Torianna was FICINT'd and forecast the pub's takeover by a chain before ordering chips. FICT'd adj. Drunk to a degree that testing without fixtures seems preferable to putting on your coat. Halyn got FICT'd and attempted to leave without touching any of the cloakroom furniture. FID'd adj. Drunk on the strength of an imagined deficiency, remedied by another round. Warder became FID'd and announced that his iron required immediate reinforcement. FIDO'd adj. Emboldened by drink to give operational advice to strangers whose evening was proceeding perfectly well. Ger got FIDO'd and explained to Asmar how to manage the pub's entire departure schedule. FIDS'd adj. Drunk beyond the point where your movements can occur without being displayed publicly to everyone present. Leeban became FIDS'd and announced Dustinjames's progress across the pub as though it were an airport. FIFO'd (/ˈfaɪfəʊd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the oldest bottle present as morally entitled to be opened first. Prentice was FIFO'd and insisted the dusty bottle had seniority over the newer lager. FIGLU'd adj. Drunk to the point where the kitchen becomes a diagnostic test and every crumb appears significant. Everly-grace went FIGLU'd and recorded the biscuit crumbs beside the kettle. FII'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and assigning every morning-after blockage to a royal inheritance. Mayko was FII'd, blaming the jam's refusal to spread on a dynastic defect. FIII'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating the morning's tissue damage as a matter of exposed surfaces. Ulizes was FIII'd, inspecting every scrape as though it were a newly opened boundary. FIL'd adj. Drunk to the extent of advising everyone’s partners on family matters they have not raised. Montanez got FIL'd and explained to the newlyweds how their household ought to be run.
FILF'd adj. Drunk on the strength of a private domestic fantasy involving the person who knows where the spare blankets are. Artresha got FILF'd and asked whether the neighbour had a reliable sofa.
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