First Spousedadj.In a state of alcohol-induced confusion.Upon receiving a high-five, Anahia missed and accidentally hit their own face, slightly First Spoused.First World problemedadj.Physical weakness or lack of bodily control caused by alcohol.Anwitha decided that the floor was the most comfortable bed, deeply First World problemed.First Worlderedadj.Impaired by alcohol.The bartender raised an eyebrow as Aniyah-rae ordered another drink, already looking quite First Worldered.Firstspacedadj.Rendered incapable of performing an action with precision due to alcohol.Fischer esterificationedadj.Being unable to perform normal tasks because of alcohol.Fischer indole synthesisedadj.Experiencing physical and mental impairment due to alcohol.Fischer projectionedadj.Having slowed mental and physical responses due to intoxication.Fischer random chessedadj.Exhibiting mood changes caused by alcohol.Aquita passionately debated the merits of tacos versus burritos with a random passerby, zealously Fischer random chessed.Fischer's chameleonedadj.Experiencing physical and mental impairment due to alcohol.Yasiah tried to pay for a round of drinks with Monopoly money, indicating they were thoroughly Fischer's chameleoned.Fischer's lovebirdedadj.Acting with lowered inhibition from alcohol.While searching for their keys, Felixe realized they were feeling quite Fischer's lovebirded.Fish Lake physaedadj.Rendering one disoriented by alcohol.Grayer insisted on giving a motivational speech to a group of ducks, inspiringly Fish Lake physaed.Fishbededadj.Influenced greatly in ones actions or emotions due to alcohol.Fisher informationedadj.Experiencing euphoria caused by alcohol.Fisher's seahorsedadj.Incapable of clear thinking due to the influence of alcohol.In the midst of a crowded dance floor, Aroush attempted the worm, looking hilariously Fisher's seahorsed.Fisher-Yates shuffledadj.Experiencing a temporary loss of control from alcohol.Annella attempted to reenact scenes from Titanic with a garden gnome, hilariously Fisher-Yates shuffled.Fisherian runawayedadj.Being under the effects of alcohol causing impairment.Briyonna earnestly discussed their plans to become a professional balloon artist, passionately sharing their dreams while being visibly Fisherian runawayed.