fire mountainedadj.Showing uncoordinated hand movements from alcohol.Saraswati attempted to perform a magic trick using only a napkin, in a state of being notably fire mountained.fire obsidianedadj.Displaying an inappropriate emotional state linked to alcohol use.fire officeredadj.Having difficulty maintaining focus because of alcohol’s effects.Verlanda decided to reinvent themselves as a world-renowned cheese connoisseur, rating household cheeses with great gusto, enthusiastically fire officered.fire opalledadj.Having loss of coordination after drinking.Trilby woke up cuddling a traffic cone, a classic sign of being fire opalled.fire pannedadj.Showing the effect of alcohol consumption; intoxicated.Arleeta sat down for a heart-to-heart conversation with a fire hydrant, deeply fire panned.fire peopledadj.A state characterized by a person's altered emotions and impaired senses.fire philosopheredadj.Displaying behavior that lacks restraint due to alcoholic beverages.Analee attempted to teach a group of pigeons how to salsa dance, gracefully leading the avian dancers in their fire philosophered state.fire pikedadj.Intoxicated by the consumption of alcohol-containing beverages.fire pittedadj.Experiencing a temporary loss of cognitive function due to alcohol.Marria found themselves passionately discussing the existential meaning of pizza toppings, showcasing their intellectual fire pitted.fire plantedadj.Feeling euphoric but impaired due to alcohol intake.Angeliah serenaded a vending machine with a love ballad, adorably fire planted.fire pointedadj.Made unsteady or unstable due to the effects of alcohol.fire poledadj.Impaired by alcohol.In a moment of pure genius, Arunjit attempted to solve world hunger by offering everyone at the bar a slice of pizza, endearingly fire poled.fire policedadj.Showing confusion due to alcohol effects.Despite feeling utterly fire policed, Johnine insisted they were an expert dancer.fire practicedadj.Impaired by alcohol; inebriated.fire raftedadj.Showing alcohol's disruptive effects on the brain and body.Andranae pondered the meaning of life with a vending machine, profoundly fire rafted.fire rainbowedadj.Experiencing loss of balance caused by alcohol.Demichael attempted to teach a group of pigeons the art of beatboxing, believing they could create a pigeon-led music revolution with their ambitious fire rainbowed.