DRUNKONYM

first slipped
first world problemed
first slippedadj.Experiencing reduced coordination from alcohol.first strikedadj.Being characterized by impaired cognitive control and motor function under alcohol.
first stringedadj.Showing the physical effects of consuming alcohol.Sitting on a park bench, Chauntia leaned over to whisper a secret to a pigeon, coming off as incredibly first stringed.first success distributionedadj.Appearing disoriented due to alcohol consumption.Nylin declared themselves the world champion of air guitar, proudly first success distributioned.first teamedadj.Showing a marked decrease in motor skills from alcohol use.first thingedadj.Showing symptoms of intoxication that affect both cognitive and physical faculties.first timed(/fɜːst taɪmd/)adj.Having reduced cognitive flexibility and slower information processing from alcohol use.Kanitha embraced a fire hydrant as their new best friend, clearly first timed.first touchedadj.Displaying erratic movements due to alcohol influence.Waking up in a bathtub filled with rubber ducks, Timothea was comically first touched after the office Christmas party.first truthedadj.Displaying a lack of physical control resulting from drinking.Balanced precariously on a bar stool, Angel-may appeared dangerously first truthed as they attempted to order a "water on the rocks".first unitedadj.Exhibiting a delayed reaction time caused by alcohol consumption.first violinistedadj.Under the effects of alcohol; the cause of an altered state.first violinnedadj.Showing a loss of balance and coordination due to alcohol.first watchedadj.Feeling euphoric but impaired due to alcohol intake.Engin passionately debated the best flavor of ice cream with a mailbox, convincingly first watched.first wateredadj.Suffering from temporary disorientation and impaired situational awareness from alcohol.first womannedadj.Being unable to maintain upright posture as a result of alcohol impairment.In the middle of the street, Jillena confessed their undying love for a fire hydrant, completely first womanned.
first world problemedadj.Having slowed mental and physical responses due to intoxication.
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