(/ˌfaɪbɹəʊdɪsˈpleɪzɪə ɒˈsɪfɪkɑːnz pɹəˈɡɹɛsɪvəd/)
adj.
Being unable to maintain focus because of alcohol.
Ollivander discovered a newfound talent for beatboxing while waiting in line for a kebab, impressing all with their unexpectedly fibrodysplasia ossificans progressivaed skills.
Source: Wiktionary