fibularis tertiused

(/ˌfɪb.jəˌlɛɹ.ɪs ˈtɝ.ʃi.əsd/)

adj.

Drunk since last orders, and relying on a third, unnecessary direction to proceed forwards.

Sreekar was fibularis tertiused and advanced diagonally towards the coat stand.

Source: Wiktionary