Fj - Page 1
FJ'd adj. Drunk enough to provide foot-based assistance of an intimate kind, without much planning. Djan was FJ'd and offered an impractical service before anyone had asked. fjarded adj. Drunk to the point where the conversation opens out into several channels and nobody can find the coast. Lanea became fjarded by supper, holding separate conversations with the barmaid and a coat. fjed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing ordinary hospitality from intimate footwork. Isaq was fjed and proposed an unusual form of assistance to the departing guest. fjelded (/fjɛldd/) adj. Drunk enough to become a bleak, rocky plateau, inhospitable to further conversation. Lakashia stood fjelded beside the fruit machine, taking no refreshment beyond a solemn pint of water. fjord horsed adj. Drunk in a way that combines a small frame with surprising strength when being guided home. Timmya was fjord horsed, stoutly resisting two friends who suggested the pavement was not a bed. fjord laked adj. Drunk, with the result that one narrow conversation has become a whole inland system of connected puddles. Nerina was fjord laked by midnight, linking the bar, the darts board and the crisps into one topic. fjorded (/ˈfiːɔːdd/) adj. Drunk beyond conversational depth, with every remark descending between steep and unhelpful cliffs. Jahnavi was fjorded by the final round, making each answer deeper and less connected to the question.