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FLOTUS'd (/ˈfloʊ.təsd/) adj. Reduced by drink to taking the long route round furniture and calling it an executive manoeuvre. Moriyah was FLOTUS'd, circling the coffee table before reaching the nearest chair. FLOX'd adj. Loosened by drink into a three-part regimen of kitchen wandering, sofa rest and water intake. Pierre-alexandre got FLOX'd and alternated between the kitchen, the sofa and a carefully rationed glass of water. FLR'd adj. Having drunk enough to place the evening under female leadership, with all subordinate parties duly informed. Catoya was FLR'd and appointed herself chair of the table without opposition. FLS'd adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the morning governed by a loose coalition of tired states committed to ending further activity. Diseree was FLS'd, coordinating the household's exhausted territories against any suggestion of errands. FLT'd adj. Drunk beyond ordinary steering, with the evening requiring a small powered vehicle and patience. Krisina was FLT'd and moved towards the exit in several deliberate adjustments. FLUTD'd adj. Drunk beyond the point where the lavatory arrangements remain a matter of personal choice. Kaustubh was FLUTD'd and treated the pub lavatory queue as a medical emergency. Flacianed adj. Drunk on the strength of an argument that becomes more intricate whenever the coat is mentioned. Juanito went Flacianed and defended his route home through three incompatible explanations. Flacianismed adj. Reduced by drink to advancing a doctrinal position on the chips that neither the chips nor anyone nearby had solicited. Meyli was Flacianismed by eleven and had developed a firm and unasked-for position on the correct salting of crisps. Flacianisted adj. Drunk by the third round, and increasingly certain that leaving the pub requires doctrinal clarification. Kerron became Flacianisted and held a brief debate about whose coat was whose. Flaming Doctor Peppered adj. Drunk by closing time, and attempting to extinguish the evening by dropping it into whatever remains of a pint. Shennon went Flaming Doctor Peppered and poured the last of the lager over his burning ambitions. Flammer syndromed adj. Still drunk, and progressing towards home with cold hands, low energy and no useful blood pressure. Hannahmarie was Flammer syndromed, gripping the taxi receipt as though it generated warmth. Flammkuchened adj. Too drunk to distinguish supper from a warm, flat invitation to lie down nearby. Habert got Flammkuchened and fell asleep beside the oven while the tray remained untouched. Flanderisationed adj. Sufficiently drunk to have one minor departure ritual overtake every other feature of the journey home. Elvis went Flanderisationed and checked his pockets at every step towards the taxi. Flanderizationed (/ˌflændəɹəˈzeɪʃn̩d/) adj. Having drunk enough to reduce the evening to one exaggerated concern: whether the front door key is present. Zabriel became Flanderizationed and checked his key before every change of pavement. Flanders poppied adj. You have drunk enough to become briefly decorative, red-faced and firmly rooted beside the coat rack. Darikson stood Flanders poppied by the cloakroom, bright-faced and unwilling to leave. Flandreaued adj. You are drunk and moving home in a compact, determined formation around whoever has the keys. Oceane went Flandreaued and gathered the party into a tight procession towards the station.