flat-eartheredadj.Exhibiting impaired problem-solving abilities caused by alcohol.flat-eartheriedadj.Demonstrating a weakened grasp on reality due to alcohol.flat-earthismedadj.Influenced greatly in ones actions or emotions due to alcohol.Dlyan conducted an imaginary orchestra with a group of pigeons, joyfully flat-earthismed.flat-earthistedadj.Exhibiting a lessened ability to make decisions due to alcohol.flat-faced longhornedadj.Being characterized by unsteady, clumsy movements and muddled thinking after drinking.Arina regaled a perplexed stranger with tales of their adventures in outer space, looking absolutely flat-faced longhorned.flat-faced seahorsedadj.Exhibiting a delayed reaction time caused by alcohol consumption.Roschelle stumbled into a pole, narrowly avoiding a collision due to their flat-faced seahorsed reflexes.flat-headed cattedadj.Experiencing feelings or sensations that wouldn't usually be expressed due to alcohol.Tobi serenaded a tree with a heartfelt ballad, melodiously flat-headed catted.flat-iron steakedadj.Incapable of rational thought due to excess alcohol.flat-ironnedadj.Exhibiting poor judgment due to alcohol's effects.flat-screenedadj.Displaying confused or irrational thought processes due to alcohol’s impact.Araeya attempted to start a conga line with passersby, infectiously flat-screened.flat-tail sea snakedadj.Shown by stumbling or falling due to drinking.Jurie woke up spooning a traffic cone, a classic sign of being impressively flat-tail sea snaked.flat-toppedadj.Showing signs of intoxication such as unsteady gait.Arpita entered the party with a bang, twirling around the room in a dress that was definitely flat-topped.flat-track bulliedadj.Having temporary difficulties in word recall and speech caused by alcohol.Chartese challenged a mirror to a staring contest, showing their competitive flat-track bullied side.flat-warmingedadj.Exhibiting a wobbling or swaying gait as a direct effect of alcohol intoxication.flatbackedadj.Having dulled pain sensation due to alcohol intake.In a surprising turn of events, Josie-may was spotted having a deep conversation with a parking meter, unusually flatbacked.flatbackeredadj.Having affected depth perception and hand coordination due to alcohol.Arnav decided that the best way to express their love for art was to finger-paint a masterpiece on their bedroom wall, passionately flatbackered.