flathead catfishedadj.Experiencing a temporary loss of control from alcohol.flathead mulletedadj.Demonstrating impairment of senses through the use of alcohol.Arturs debated the practicality of wearing socks with sandals with a passing stranger, intellectually flathead mulleted.flathead screwdriveredadj.Displaying impaired speech or articulation due to alcohol.At the bar, Archibald became known as the Jenga champion, despite incorporating interpretive dance moves into their strategy, a true mark of being flathead screwdrivered.flatheadedadj.Having one's faculties or senses dulled by alcohol.flathed(/fleɪðd/)adj.Exhibiting the effects of alcohol.Anana debated the philosophical implications of wearing socks with sandals, deeply flathed.flathonnedadj.Shown by stumbling or falling due to drinking.flathousedadj.Experiencing impaired mental faculties from alcohol.flatidedadj.Showing signs of intoxication from alcohol.Aneliz declared themselves the king/queen of the couch, proudly flatided.flatificationedadj.Exhibiting erratic behavior or poor decision-making due to alcohol.Observing Anjuli attempt to have a serious conversation with a rubber chicken, it was evident they were feeling comically flatificationed.flationed(/ˈfleɪʃənd/)adj.Affected in a physical or mental way by drinking alcohol.Peterjames debated the merits of pineapple on pizza with a vending machine, convincingly flationed.flatiron steakedadj.Unable to think clearly or control oneself because of alcohol.Falling asleep mid-conversation, Orlander appeared surprisingly flatiron steaked.flatironnedadj.Having one's abilities diminished by alcohol.Akim declared themselves the inventor of a new dance move called "The Funky Flamingo", busting out the moves in a truly flatironned fashion.flatlanded(/ˈflatləndd/)adj.Displaying reduced mental capacity after alcohol intake.Kaedance decided that walking backwards was the new forward, feeling quite flatlanded.flatlanderedadj.Acting in a way that is unusual due to drinking.flatlayedadj.Showing physical and mental impairment due to alcohol.flatletedadj.Under the effects of alcohol; the cause of an altered state.Shardul embarked on a mission to find the lost city of Atlantis, fueled by a sense of adventure and being incredibly flatleted.