flexioned(/ˈflɛk.ʃənd/)adj.Exhibiting slowed reflexes and difficulty with complex tasks after drinking.flexirubinnedadj.Having impaired auditory and visual processing caused by alcohol intoxication.While attempting to navigate the stairs, Callahan tripped and fell, ending up thoroughly flexirubinned.flexisexualitiedadj.Experiencing uncharacteristic risk-taking behavior induced by alcohol.Ashwath performed an interpretive dance about the joys of tacos, creatively flexisexualitied.flexistyliedadj.Indicating the effects of alcoholic beverages.Amidst the laughter, Jamaari recounted a tale of getting hilariously flexistylied at a wedding.flexitankedadj.Having consumed too much alcohol.flexitarianedadj.Unsteady in body or mind due to alcohol consumption.Anayshia challenged a mirror to a staring contest, convinced that their reflection was out to get them in their flexitarianed state.flexitarianismedadj.Suffering temporary cognitive dulling from alcohol intake.At the party, everyone marveled at Diavione, who was impressively flexitarianismed and gracefully balancing a plate of tacos on their head.flexitimedadj.Having the effects of alcohol made apparent.flexitimeredadj.Being in a state where fine motor skills are compromised.flexiviridedadj.Rendering one unable to properly function from alcohol.Cliford decided they were the next Picasso and started drawing on a napkin, in a state of pure flexivirided.flexivirusedadj.Having a slowed processing speed from drinking.Andreea tried to order a "round of tequila" at a coffee shop, clearly in a state of being adorably flexivirused.flexivoredadj.Suffering from reduced ability to multitask caused by alcohol consumption.flexiworkedadj.Being unable to execute precise movements or clear thinking caused by alcohol.Autumn tried to teach a houseplant the art of karate, proving they were truly a skilled flexiworked.flexiworkeredadj.Suffering from alcohol's disruptive effects.Inocente embarked on a mission to teach a garden snail the art of breakdancing, displaying a mix of determination and being charmingly flexiworkered.flexiworkingedadj.Having dulled senses due to consumption of alcohol.flexixanthinnedadj.Shown by a lack of coordination brought on by alcohol.At the bus stop, a group of flexixanthinned friends swayed in unison, discussing the meaning of life.