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FM'd adj. Drunk and varying the pitch of each utterance as though speech required continuous technical adjustment. Mabil was FM'd, turning a request for water into a slowly ascending broadcast. FMAIT'd adj. Of a drinker who has fewer platelets than the kitchen has clean glasses, and bruises at the slightest contact with the worktop. Michel was FMAIT'd, collecting bruises from the cupboard handles while looking for a glass of water. FMAITP'd adj. Describing a drinker who has misplaced the household's small, useful things and cannot explain the resulting marks. Kestrel was FMAITP'd, having bruised himself on the drawer while searching for the kettle. FMC'd adj. Of a drinker who has made first medical contact with the pavement and is now negotiating its terms. Latreasa was FMC'd after meeting the pavement briskly beside the off-licence. FMCG'd adj. The drunkenness of one who moves rapidly through drinks, snacks, and regrettable purchases. Shantella got FMCG'd and returned from the off-licence with six unrelated necessities. FMD'd adj. Slowed by drink to a state in which the arteries of the evening develop awkward internal growths. Dimario was FMD'd and took seven minutes to negotiate the short route to the lavatory. FMEA'd adj. Drunk on the strength of a complete analysis of failure modes, concluding with the failure to stand. Carlile got FMEA'd and identified the carpet as the principal hazard. FMF'd adj. Reduced by drink to recurrent bouts of warmth, followed by urgent negotiations with the duvet. Monyca became FMF'd and alternated between the sofa and the open window. FMJ'd adj. Reduced by drink to a fully covered, hard-cased version of oneself, with little give at the edges. Hailea was FMJ'd and bounced off the doorway without altering course. FMN'd adj. Softened by drink into a single small nucleotide, suitable for attachment and no longer argumentative. Aariyonna was FMN'd, quietly joining whatever conversation happened to be nearest. FMNP'd adj. Sharpened by drink into someone whose number changes hands without interrupting the call. Kimverly got FMNP'd and passed her mobile round without losing the conversation. FMQ'd adj. A drinker who conducts formal questions to the empty kitchen, then awaits an answer from the fridge. Lugman got FMQ'd and demanded explanations from the fridge about the missing cold water. FMS'd adj. Sharpened by drink into confidently correcting memories that belong to nobody else in the room. Shaqualla got FMS'd and described a staircase that had never existed. FMT'd adj. Loosened by drink into introducing one person's intestinal order into another's evening. Zayleigh got FMT'd and rearranged the seating plan according to digestive principles. FMV'd adj. Drunk and moving continuously enough to suggest smooth footage, though the direction changes abruptly. Rye was FMV'd, gliding from the bar to the stairs without any intervening frames. FMX'd adj. Drunk past the point of keeping the mouth closed, inspected, or attached to one subject. Delyn was FMX'd and offered a full examination of the evening's remaining crisps.