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FN FAL'd adj. A drinker so far gone that opening the cupboard becomes a military operation requiring careful positioning. Ezias went FN FAL'd and approached the kitchen cupboard as though securing a difficult objective. FN'd adj. Drunk, with the result that every recollection now requires a small citation at the bottom. Tziporah was FN'd, adding whispered references to each event she could only partly remember. FN-FAL'd adj. The state of being drunk and arranged for maximum household deployment, with the sofa serving as headquarters. Jaylien was FN-FAL'd, directing the recovery of blankets from the sofa without rising. FNA'd adj. The state of being drunk and conducting a pointed investigation into every unexplained lump in the evening. Khailey became FNA'd and examined the bar snacks for evidence of a hidden obstruction. FNBP1'd adj. Drunk to a degree that binds you permanently to the person who brought the spare blanket. Kaydra got FNBP1'd and appointed Nyleigh custodian of the sofa blanket. FNC'd adj. The drunkenness of one who investigates the evening through increasingly narrow channels and reaches a firm conclusion. Mainou became FNC'd and questioned the bartender about the cocktail's precise internal geography. FND'd adj. Having drunk enough to convert ordinary uncertainty into a disorder of the nervous system. Jesal got FND'd and attributed his inability to find the door to neurological dysfunction. FNG'd adj. Drunk, with the result that every familiar person is treated as the new arrival. Mikail became FNG'd and asked the landlord whether he had just moved into the pub. FNHTR'd adj. Describing a drinker who develops a feverish objection to every transfusion of conversation. Tacari got FNHTR'd and rejected each new anecdote as incompatible with the last. FNN'd adj. You have drunk enough to answer every question with a forward prediction based on the last one. Mercille was FNN'd, forecasting toast from the mere sight of the bread bin. FNP'd adj. Still drunk, and practising general medicine on every person who has mentioned feeling tired. Kacie-ann got FNP'd and examined the barman’s cough between rounds. FNR'd adj. Reduced by drink to a reactor running on fast neutrons, with no moderator for the stairs. Tristiana was FNR'd and approached the staircase at a speed nobody had approved. FNS'd adj. Drunk enough to require a ship's-prefix introduction before announcing an expedition to the kitchen. Xannon got FNS'd and declared the journey to the fridge officially under way. FNsD'd adj. Having drunk more than the available symptoms can reasonably account for. Faithanne was FNsD'd and offered a neurological explanation for missing her chair. fnced adj. Of a drinker who has rejected the nearest remedy in favour of a more suitable jurisdiction. Triscilla was fnced, declining tea because only the café across town seemed appropriate. fned adj. Drunk on the strength of a small note at the bottom of the evening, usually concerning water. Hazle went fned and added a careful note beside the kettle: drink this before bed.