fons et origoedadj.Affected by alcohol; inebriated.fons honorumed(/ˌfɒnz hɒˈnɔːɹəmd/)adj.Having difficulty walking straight caused by alcohol.Arel gave a heartfelt toast to a vending machine, expressing their gratitude for always being there in times of fons honorumed hunger.fonsecinonedadj.Being unable to execute precise movements or clear thinking caused by alcohol.Amongst the revelry, Lakedria was discovered in the kitchen, hilariously fonsecinoned.font namedadj.Having impaired depth perception due to alcohol.font of all wisdomedadj.Experiencing alcohol's effect on the mind and body.font stackedadj.Exhibiting slowed reaction times after consuming alcohol.fontanelledadj.Having a flushed or reddened face from alcohol.Elijahray discussed the finer points of cheeseburger construction with a passerby, intellectually fontanelled.fontanged(/fɒnˈtɒ̃nʒd/)adj.Exhibiting a temporary inability to function normally from alcohol.Anesh woke up with a glitter beard, proof of their fabulously fontanged night out.fontanitedadj.Affected in reaction time by alcohol consumption.fonted(/fɒntd/)adj.Having difficulty forming coherent sentences due to alcohol consumption.Slumped on a park bench, Tiler muttered about the philosophical implications of cheese, appearing deeply fonted.fontfulledadj.Being in a state marked by decreased sensory input clarity from alcohol.Alessandria thought they were auditioning for a soap opera, dramatically fontfulled.fonticulusedadj.In a temporary state of alcohol-induced incapacity.fontinaedadj.Displaying the effects of alcohol; impaired.fontinellaedadj.Experiencing euphoria caused by alcohol.Sukhvir decided that the best way to make a decision was through a game of rock-paper-scissors with themselves, proving their commitment to being authentically fontinellaed.fontletedadj.Affected so as to be unable to act sensibly due to alcohol.fontographiedadj.Exhibiting loss of control or coordination due to alcohol.Vasanth attempted to order a "unicorn frappuccino" at a pub, confidently fontographied.