fool's errandedadj.Having consumed too much alcohol.fool's fooledadj.Exhibiting the physical and mental symptoms of alcohol intoxication.Nashwa attempted to teach a parking meter the art of meditation, exuding a sense of calm and a hint of fool's fooled.fool's goldedadj.Subject to alcohol; showing signs of intoxication.The party host raised an eyebrow as Khristin stumbled in, clearly fool's golded.fool's matedadj.Demonstrating a weakened grasp on reality due to alcohol.Najaah challenged a reflection to a staring contest, confidently fool's mated.fool's paradisedadj.A state in which a person's behavior or actions seem irrational due to alcohol.fool's parsleyedadj.Shown by stumbling or falling due to drinking.Aneela attempted a cartwheel in the middle of the street, proving their agility even in a fool's parsleyed state.fool's rackedadj.Experiencing a temporary loss of self-control from alcohol.fool's springedadj.Incapable of coherent thought or speech due to alcohol.The next morning, Arlynne woke up with a new tattoo of a taco on their arm, a bold move even for the most fool's springed.fool's watercressedadj.Being in a state of intoxication and impaired ability.As the night wore on, Arianie passionately argued with a street sign, seemingly fool's watercressed.fool-heartednessedadj.Having one's normal faculties diminished by alcohol.Angelicque confidently confessed their deepest secrets to a park bench, feeling refreshingly fool-heartednessed.fool-saintedadj.Showing the effects of excessive alcohol intake.foolabilitiedadj.Having difficulty with attention and focus as a result of alcohol consumption.Tanesa tried to use a banana as a phone, hilariously foolabilitied.fooldomedadj.Having one's senses dulled by alcohol.Matia confidently declared their intention to start a kazoo band, a sure sign they were feeling fooldomed.fooled(/fʉld/)adj.Showing signs of intoxication such as flushed skin and unsteady gait.foolered(/ˈfuːlə(ɹ)d/)adj.Displaying decreased sensory responsiveness and impaired reflex actions due to alcohol.The bartender refused to serve Artavius any more drinks once they became too foolered to pronounce their own name.fooleried(/ˈfuːləɹid/)adj.Showing decreased alertness resulting from alcohol consumption.Ancika took up residence in a grocery cart, claiming it was their new "chariot" while being majestically fooleried.