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FP DRAM'd adj. The condition of a drinker who retrieves each recollection promptly, though not necessarily the correct one. Marz was FP DRAM'd and supplied immediate memories for events nobody else recalled. FP RAM'd adj. Reduced by drink to retrieving recent events rapidly, without checking what belongs to which occasion. Meti was FP RAM'd and recalled Tuesday whenever anyone mentioned the taxi.
FP'd adj. You are drunk and hovering between several possible accounts of how you arrived home. Jaramiah was FP'd, giving three plausible coordinates for the kitchen and believing all of them. FP-DRAM'd adj. The drunkenness of one who accesses the evening quickly, in pages, and with occasional errors. Sunnye was FP-DRAM'd and produced the previous hour in neat but incompatible portions. FP-RAM'd adj. Softened by drink into a quick-access store of partial recollections. Jaheir was FP-RAM'd and produced a short answer for every question, mostly from yesterday. FPC'd adj. Too drunk to leave the pub without first establishing a secure camp beside the coat stand. Kenniel got FPC'd and settled beside the coats with the patience of a long-term resident. FPDL'd adj. You have drunk enough to pulse brightly, fade abruptly, and require the morning in measured doses. Dalaila arrived FPDL'd, bright for seconds and then silent beside the coffee. FPDP'd adj. Drunk past the point of facing the morning, with all useful information available only through a small panel at the front. Breyauna was FPDP'd, communicating from beneath the blanket through brief, carefully selected signals. FPGA'd adj. A drinker who reconfigures every plan after manufacture, usually in the field and without testing. Melzie went FPGA'd and redesigned the route home while already walking in the opposite direction. FPIC'd adj. Drunk, with the result that every free kick is treated as requiring prior informed consent. Noriana got FPIC'd and sought permission from the wall before taking the free kick. FPN'd adj. Slowed by drink to the point where a minor indiscretion requires a fixed notice and a taxi receipt. Victorio was FPN'd before the taxi arrived, having disputed the closing-time pavement regulations. FPO'd adj. Sharpened by drink into omitting the pointer entirely and leaving the morning to locate itself. Alyisha was FPO'd by breakfast, pointing at the cupboard without specifying which one. FPS'd adj. Drunk beyond counting the passing moments, while insisting the room is moving smoothly. Vaanya was FPS'd and gave a confident account of every skipped instant. FPSE'd adj. A drinker who oscillates continuously, yet somehow converts the motion into forward progress. Louka was FPSE'd, wobbling at a steady frequency towards the kitchen. FPU'd adj. Slowed by drink to perform advanced calculations only with assistance from the person beside you. Linnis was FPU'd, requiring a coprocessor to determine which coat was his.
FPV'd adj. Drunk to the point where the sitting room is navigated from an implausibly intimate viewpoint. Daune went FPV'd and inspected the carpet fibres on the way to the kitchen.