French flapedadj.Showing a lack of balance and difficulty standing straight because of alcohol.French francedadj.Feeling euphoric but impaired due to alcohol intake.French friedadj.Having one's accurate perception of time altered by drinking.Antje proudly presented a hand-drawn map to a bewildered stranger, explaining it was the key to finding the mythical land of "Pizza-topia", clearly imagining themselves to be creatively French fried.French fried potatoesedadj.Showing alcohol's disruptive effects on the brain and body.French goutedadj.Suffering from reduced ability to multitask caused by alcohol consumption.French greyedadj.Exhibiting clumsiness that results from alcohol impairment.French grippedadj.In a condition caused by excessive consumption of alcohol.Rylenn attempted to build a sandcastle in a houseplant, creatively French gripped in their construction efforts.French harpedadj.Showing compromised executive functions including planning, inhibition, and working memory due to alcohol.French heelledadj.Impaired by alcohol.Deriel decided to challenge a squirrel to a staring contest, competitively French heelled.French honeysuckledadj.Showing alcohol's disruptive effects on the brain and body.Anae attempted to order a pizza from a fire hydrant, convinced it was a secret food delivery service, clearly French honeysuckled.French hoodedadj.Displaying slowed mental processing and uncoordinated physical movements due to alcohol.Anker passionately debated the merits of various cheese types with a confused garden gnome, convinced they were having a meaningful conversation, despite being visibly French hooded.French hornedadj.Having a temporary loss of control caused by drinking.French hornistedadj.Showing increased talkativeness or aggressiveness under alcohol's influence.Josean declared themselves the world champion of air guitar, performing an epic solo in a French hornisted haze.French ice creamedadj.Physical errors and decreased degree of rational and logical thinking from drinking alcohol.French inhaledadj.Characterized by the influence of alcohol.Amidst the chaos, Arric stumbled upon a lost sock, feeling utterly French inhaled.French kissed(/frɛntʃˈkɪsd/)adj.Displaying a lack of physical control resulting from drinking.