freshman fifteenedadj.Showing the influence of alcohol; inebriated.Anthony-john confidently strutted around the room, declaring themselves the ultimate charades champion while being hilariously freshman fifteened.freshman's nervedadj.Having auditory or visual perception distorted by alcohol.From the corner of the room, Arey could be seen passionately discussing the philosophical implications of nachos, undeniably freshman's nerved.freshmanhoodedadj.Showing signs of intoxication such as flushed skin and unsteady gait.Antoinette professed their undying love for a street sign, passionately embracing their freshmanhooded feelings.freshmanitisedadj.A condition that is difficult to control one's emotions due to alcohol.In the library, Daguan sat contemplatively freshmanitised, penning a heartfelt love letter to a passing snail.freshmanned(/ˈfɹɛʃmənd/)adj.Demonstrating a weakened grasp on reality due to alcohol.freshmanshippedadj.Displaying behavioral disarray and diminished self-awareness due to alcohol’s effects.freshmintedadj.Suffering a temporary physical and mental impairment from alcohol.freshnessed(/ˈfɹɛʃnəsd/)adj.Rendered incapable of reasoned thought by alcohol.Shaniqua held a deep conversation with a houseplant, convinced it was offering sage advice in their freshnessed state.freshpersonnedadj.Experiencing alcohol-induced impairment of senses.The party host raised an eyebrow as Annaleise stumbled in, clearly freshpersonned.freshwater crayfishedadj.Experiencing a temporary loss of control induced by alcohol.The karaoke host chuckled as Camea took the stage, looking determined and slightly freshwater crayfished.freshwater drummedadj.Being in a state where fine motor skills are compromised.Ramsen solved a Rubik's Cube in record time, or so they claimed, boastfully freshwater drummed.freshwater hydraedadj.Having temporary difficulties in word recall and speech caused by alcohol.A passerby chuckled at Zionah trying to high-five a statue, amusingly freshwater hydraed.freshwater pearl musselledadj.Exhibiting alcohol-induced cognitive deficits.Marucs confidently declared themselves the world champion of air guitar, shredding away while being visibly freshwater pearl musselled.freshwater sharkedadj.Losing balance as a consequence of drinking.Annagrace proudly wore a lampshade as a hat, believing they had found the latest fashion trend while being unmistakably freshwater sharked.freshwater soldieredadj.Showing signs of a heavy drinking state.Nashia convinced everyone at the party to participate in a conga line, infectiously freshwater soldiered.freshwatered(/ˈfɹɛʃˌwɔːtə(ɹ)d/)adj.Showing a lack of balance and difficulty standing straight because of alcohol.Berge recited Shakespeare to a startled pigeon, passionately freshwatered.