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FS'd adj. Softened by drink into communicating entirely by hand, with the fingers no longer agreeing on letters. Maleina was FS'd and conveyed the order with elaborate movements beside the bar. FSA'd adj. Drunk to a degree that allocates tomorrow's resources to tonight's confidently improvised expenses. Renitia got FSA'd and claimed the bar tab belonged in a health account. FSAA'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and smoothing every rough edge of last night's account. Erene woke FSAA'd, rendering the missing hour attractively seamless. FSAD'd adj. Still drunk, and displaying a conspicuous lack of enthusiasm for the evening's more ambitious proposals. Bellatrix arrived FSAD'd and declined the karaoke with impressive clinical precision. FSAID'd adj. Too drunk to distinguish interest from arousal, or either from a pressing desire to discuss the matter. Adreauna became FSAID'd and classified the entire pub according to uncertain impulses. FSB'd adj. Drunk to the point where every thought must travel through a crowded mental bus before reaching speech. Jsutin was FSB'd, with each answer arriving several stops after the question. FSBO'd adj. Drunk enough to offer the premises to strangers while retaining responsibility for the transaction. Benedykt became FSBO'd and showed the kitchen to a man waiting for the lavatory. FSDO'd (/ˈfɪzˌdoʊd/) adj. Of a drinker: grounded locally, under review, and not presently authorised for further departures. Julica was FSDO'd after breakfast, confined to the sofa pending a clearer assessment of her route home. FSDP'd adj. A drinker who has turned one ill-advised round into a formal programme of professional development. Thelma went FSDP'd and drafted objectives for improving her performance at the next round. FSDU'd adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a freestanding display unit being manoeuvred through a narrow doorway. Martaveous went FSDU'd and required two people to guide him past the stacked lager crates. FSH'd adj. Drunk enough to stimulate every dormant plan in the room and supervise none of them. Coralis got FSH'd and encouraged three separate ventures from the smoking shelter. FSK'd adj. Drunk beyond continuous speech, communicating chiefly through abrupt changes of tone and confidence. Harvey-john was FSK'd, shifting between certainty and apology without intermediate frequencies. FSM'd adj. Drunk enough to track the tiny bright movements of everyone else while missing your own. Mouhamed was FSM'd, following the glint of every pint glass across the crowded snug. FSR'd adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a ration being carefully divided between every remaining stair. Carzell was FSR'd and took the staircase in measured portions. FSS'd adj. Drunk on the strength of bodily complaints that remain remarkably difficult to locate the morning after. Latreca was FSS'd by breakfast, reporting six separate ailments and no useful particulars. FSSG'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has organised support services for an evening that plainly requires them. Audreanna was FSSG'd and assigned every friend a logistical responsibility.