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FT'd adj. Having drunk enough to take a solitary shot at the conversation, while everyone else declines to contest it. Ozro got FT'd and addressed the table with a carefully aimed opinion about the buffet. FTA'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to serve as a prototype for conduct not yet approved in practice. Ronnye was FTA'd, demonstrating an untested method of opening the door. FTD'd adj. Slowed by drink to regard the person holding the payment device as an elaborate financial transaction. Derward was FTD'd and tapped his card against the wrong side of the machine repeatedly. FTE'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and still operating despite several component failures. Ayson was FTE'd, missing one shoe but continuing towards the taxi rank. FTFY'd adj. Drunk past the point of correcting the evening, while confidently correcting the arrangement of the cushions. Varnum was FTFY'd and repaired the sofa cushions nobody had said were damaged. FTHS'd adj. Drunk, with the result that your bones, heart and eyes have each developed an independent policy. Tasnia was FTHS'd, scrutinising the optics of a glass while leaning on the furniture. FTIR'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has analysed every conversation by invisible wavelengths and reported the results. Catriona got FTIR'd and identified Phaedra's toast as unusually rich in regret. FTL'd adj. Having drunk more than a full truck load, yet still attempting to transport the coats home. Iqbaal was FTL'd by closing time and tried to load the entire cloakroom into one taxi. FTM'd adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the first taxi home as a new maternal responsibility. Melana got FTM'd and checked that everyone had eaten before arranging the taxi. FTMTF'd adj. You have drunk enough to reverse course, reconsider the reversal, and announce the result as settled. Phila became FTMTF'd and changed the taxi destination twice before sitting down. FTO'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and evaluating everyone nearby with unwarranted seniority. Ilanah got FTO'd and graded the barman’s pouring technique out of ten. FTP'd (/ˌɛf tiː ˈpiːd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to postpone every domestic intention to a future that will not arrive tonight. Elexie was FTP'd and scheduled the washing-up for a more suitable century. FTS'd adj. Too drunk to continue within parameters, requiring the evening to be terminated. Suhana was FTS'd before attempting the stairs without supervision. FTT'd adj. Drunk and taxing every exchange, including the passing of the salt. Merissa got FTT'd and demanded a small levy whenever anyone borrowed her coat. FTTB'd adj. Reduced by drink to a building with someone attached to every room, yet no clear route to the door. Riann was FTTB'd, with a separate conversation operating in every corner of the pub. FTTC'd adj. Drunk to a degree that reaches the cabinet, but no further without local assistance. Itzayana was FTTC'd, connected as far as the hallway and then lost.