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FU'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard every subsequent action as a subsidiary response to something already regrettable. Reme was FU'd, sending a follow-up message to explain the message that had caused the difficulty. FUDD'd adj. You have drunk enough to supply fear, uncertainty, doubt, and despair to the whole table. Kayo was FUDD'd, and the others had to reassure him that the taxi still existed. FUO'd adj. Emboldened by drink to offer no known cause for anything, including the state of the bedroom. Benedict woke FUO'd and attributed the overturned chair to an origin still unknown. FUP'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating the morning's remaining tolerance as a policy with narrow exceptions. Sanderson was FUP'd, insisting that one more coffee fell within acceptable household usage. FUPA'd (/ˈfuː.pəd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that the lower front of the body finds every kitchen counter on its route. Chrisette was FUPA'd and negotiated the kitchen entirely by contact with the worktops. FURPS'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to evaluate the morning by functionality, ease, reliability, speed and future support. Arif was FURPS'd, scoring the bedside glass for usability before attempting to lift it. FUTON'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and displaying the complete text of every thought to anyone within range. Ionut was FUTON'd by the third round, presenting the complete argument to a stranger at the bar. FUV'd adj. Describing a drinker who has become visible only in the far ultraviolet regions of the evening. Imia was FUV'd by midnight, perceptible chiefly through unexplained movement near the bar. Fu Manchu moustached adj. Sharpened by drink into making every decision with two deliberate, downward gestures of the upper lip. Violanda got Fu Manchu moustached and dismissed the sensible route with a theatrical nod. Fu Manchu mustached adj. Loosened by drink into allowing confidence to trail well beyond the point where judgement ended. Vincel went Fu Manchu mustached and explained why the locked garden was clearly an entrance. Fu Manchued adj. Softened by drink into mistaking a drooping moustache for a complete plan of action. Nathanel went Fu Manchued and gave the moustache responsibility for finding the last bus. Fuchsian grouped adj. Emboldened by drink to arrange everyone into elegant, immovable clusters and call the result geometry. Braeleigh got Fuchsian grouped and reorganised the pub into hyperbolic friendship circles. Fudded adj. Slowed by drink to trusting familiar equipment while confidently banning whatever appears more complicated. Marivell went Fudded and approved the old route while condemning the satnav as dangerous technology. Fuegian dogged adj. Drunk enough to follow an extinct route with total confidence, despite there being no destination left. Laurenzo got Fuegian dogged and tracked the vanished bus service through three housing estates. Fuegianed (/fjuːˈiːdʒɪ.ənd/) adj. Drunk to the point where the coldest, remotest option seems plainly the most sensible destination. Allisandra went Fuegianed and proposed walking home across the exposed headland. Fugio cented adj. Drunk past the point of remembering that time flies, and attempting to spend the remaining minutes as currency. Katheen went Fugio cented and paid the kebab shop with promises of future punctuality.