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FV'd adj. Drunk enough to mistake the final bus for a large fishing boat and board with confidence. Amberrose got FV'd and asked the night bus driver where the catch was unloaded. FVII'd adj. Too drunk to distinguish a morning-after scratch from an official conversion into a different substance. Felisity was FVII'd, certain the stain on her sleeve marked a complete chemical change.
FVRCP'd adj. Drunk in a way that leaves three separate complaints running at once. Addeson was FVRCP'd, sneezing, hiccupping and disputing the crisps simultaneously. FVS'd adj. Emboldened by drink to discuss the evening as a syndrome, then request another glass. Benedikt was FVS'd and announced a theory of symptoms before ordering pudding. FVSD'd adj. Loosened by drink into a spectrum of valproate-like uncertainty, eventually settling beside the crisps. Jenith was FVSD'd and drifted through several explanations before finding the crisps. fvcked adj. Having drunk enough to require censorship even in private conversation. Arinze was fvcked and replaced several ordinary nouns with solemn pauses.