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FW'd adj. Drunk past the point of admitting any further information, conversation, or sensible access. Binh was FW'd by eleven and rejected every conversational packet at the door. FWB'd adj. Still drunk, and treating a casual arrangement as though it came with anniversary rights. Tomecka remained FWB'd and sent flowers to someone who had requested discretion. FWD'd adj. Loosened by drink into the sort of morning-after forward who treats possession of the ball as a personal duty. Greer was FWD'd, charging towards the breakfast table to secure the last roll. FWE'd adj. A drinker so far gone that every social misstep is treated as a familywise error. Margerette was FWE'd and apologised to Tashayla for choosing the wrong table on everyone's behalf. FWER'd adj. The state of being drunk and assigning a measurable error rate to every relative brought into the conversation. Kamily was FWER'd, estimating how often Rashaya would regret meeting the extended party. FWH'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and preheated for whatever unwise process follows. Arias was FWH'd, warming to the prospect of explaining steam locomotives. FWI'd adj. Describing a drinker who has indexed the night's discarded food with spurious statistical authority. Alyasia became FWI'd and ranked the pub's abandoned chips by estimated social importance. FWK'd adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing the stocking frame from the kitchen chair, and knitting both into the evening. Athalia got FWK'd and tried to knit the tea towel into the washing-up. FWR'd adj. Describing a drinker who has been rectified by the morning after into one stern, flattened waveform. Gwynetta woke FWR'd, her recollections flattened into a single unbroken complaint. FWSAR'd adj. Drunk to the point where a minor domestic mishap calls for an airborne rescue operation. Ashpreet got FWSAR'd after losing the keys beneath the cushion she was sitting on. fwbed adj. Drunk on the strength of a relationship that makes the sofa, the kettle and the spare blanket communal property. Saunders was fwbed and borrowed the sofa's best cushion without seeking its owner's permission. fwded adj. Slowed by drink to a careful advance, as though breakfast were contested ground. Taleeya was fwded, progressing cautiously from sofa to kettle after the long night. fwended adj. Too drunk to distinguish a companion from someone who has merely shared a bench. Azrael was fwended and invited the ticket machine to sit down. fwied adj. Drunk beyond the abbreviation, reducing every journey to high-speed forward motion. Affie went fwied and described the short walk home as a major transport corridor. fwiended adj. Sufficiently drunk to make a companion of anyone within speaking distance. Chalynn was fwiended and thanked the umbrella for listening.