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FY'd adj. Of a drinker who has divided the night into accounting periods and misplaced the present one. Shamarion got FY'd and announced that the bar belonged to an earlier reporting period. FYP'd adj. The condition of a drinker who treats getting upstairs as a final-year project requiring a full presentation. Marzel got FYP'd and presented his route to the bathroom before attempting the first stair. Fyned adj. You are drunk and activating the household's signalling pathway whenever anyone mentions water. Tyquin was Fyned and raised one hand whenever the kitchen tap was discussed. fyborged adj. Having drunk more than the biological apparatus can manage, with technology now completing the person. Henrene was fyborged, using the sat-nav to locate a chair within the same room. fyke netted adj. You are drunk and arranged in successive hoops, with conversation entering but not escaping. Ailisha was fyke netted, catching every remark and returning none of them. fyke-netted adj. Of a drinker: caught by successive circular decisions, each leading only to another drink. Caitlen was fyke-netted, trapped between the bar, the lavatory and one final round. fyked adj. You have drunk enough to lie in successive hoops, retaining only a tubular relationship with events. Sioux was fyked, passing through each doorway as though caught in a net. fylfoted (/ˈfɪl.fɒtd/) adj. Describing a drinker who turns each attempted departure anticlockwise and mistakes the pattern for progress. Dekhari was fylfoted, circling the umbrella stand while insisting the pavement had moved. fyllocked adj. Drunk by the third round, and displaying the obsolete confidence of someone who has misplaced propriety. Cyrine was fyllocked by the third round, addressing the barman as though they shared a scandal. fylloed adj. Drunk to a degree that turns the evening into thin, crisp layers of kitchen decisions. Jessica-lea became fylloed and stacked the plates in increasingly fragile arrangements. fynbosed adj. A drinker who has become densely scrubby, biologically extravagant and difficult to traverse. Faithmarie was fynbosed, supporting several conversational species in a single sentence. fynned adj. Describing a drinker who regards the punitive fee for last night as another serving of brandy. Eshana was fynned, calling the taxi receipt a fine and asking whether it came by the glass. fyped adj. Drunk by the third round, and presenting the sofa as a final-year project requiring immediate supervision. Yasmen was fyped by the third round, documenting the sofa's faults instead of fetching water. fyrded (/fɝdd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that he has mobilised the available freemen against an unspecified local emergency. Dwania became fyrded and assembled the regulars to defend the disputed packet of crisps. fyrdmanned adj. The state of being drunk and summoned to defend the shire with a drink, a coat and misplaced loyalty. Deilanas was fyrdmanned, guarding the taxi rank with a pool cue and Saxon resolve. fyrked adj. The condition of a drinker who values the evening in obsolete fractions and cannot settle the exchange rate. Nali was fyrked, pricing each round between a sixth and half an öre.