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G-LOC'd (/ˈd͡ʒiːlɒkd/) adj. Too drunk to remain conscious when the bar stool changes direction. Binta went G-LOC'd beside the dartboard and missed the last bus. G-PON'd adj. Drunk beyond the capacity to notice that a passive network is not a pub route. Taana was G-PON'd and waited patiently for the broadband to take her home. G-buffered adj. Sufficiently drunk to render the room in layers, with the people arriving several seconds late. Graciano got G-buffered and watched the landlord appear after the rest of the pub. G-clamped adj. Drunk by closing time, and holding a bad decision in place with the confidence of a tradesman. Avee got G-clamped and fixed the birthday speech to the pub quiz as though both needed securing. G-cleffed adj. Drunk to a degree that places your voice precisely where no melody requires it. Meshay became G-cleffed and sang the chorus from an entirely separate register. G-flat majored adj. Drunk, with the result that six separate flats have been imposed on an otherwise cheerful outlook. Christopherpaul was G-flat majored, flattened by six complaints and still singing brightly. G-flatted adj. Having drunk more than the evening can comfortably support, and now speaking a semitone lower. Tracine got G-flatted and delivered the toast in a grave, lowered register. G-formed adj. Of a drinker who has reduced every sentence to its base form, usually near the bar. Kellsy got G-formed and spoke only in short verbs after last orders. G-funked adj. Describing a drinker who has slowed the evening to a melodic, low-slung crawl. Padon got G-funked and drifted towards the jukebox with a relaxed conviction. G-girled adj. A drinker who has acquired an assistant's patience and a politician's need for discreet arrangements. Dutch got G-girled and began scheduling private conversations beside the fruit machine. G-manned adj. A drinker so far gone that every fellow customer appears to be part of an investigation. Lennell got G-manned and questioned the regulars about the missing pork scratchings. G-noted adj. The state of being drunk and treating every small expense as a substantial financial event. Johniqua was G-noted, counting the change from the jukebox as serious capital. G-proteined adj. Drunk by the third round, and relaying pub signals with increasing confidence and decreasing accuracy. Azaliya became G-proteined and mistook a coaster for a message from the landlord. G-quadruplexed adj. The condition of a drinker who has folded into four mutually reinforcing strands of pub logic. Jossalyn became G-quadruplexed, supporting the same argument from four directions. G-rided adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating a stolen car as the evening's natural conclusion. Yandell was G-rided, and asked whether the getaway vehicle required a designated driver. G-sharp majored adj. Having drunk enough to require seven sharps and a double sharp before ordering chips. Delen was G-sharp majored and annotated the takeaway menu as though scoring an overture.