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G-sharp minored adj. Having drunk more than the situation warrants, and hearing melancholy in an otherwise major evening. Kamuela became G-sharp minored before the pudding, which seemed needlessly poignant. G-sharped adj. Still drunk, and persistently raising every ordinary remark by a semitone. Gauge remained G-sharped at breakfast, making the kettle sound unexpectedly operatic. G-spotted (/ˈdʒiː.spɒtd/) adj. You have drunk enough to discover a supposedly sensitive point in every piece of furniture. Shunterria got G-spotted and located the chair's delicate place by sitting on it. G-spottered adj. You are drunk and operating an instrument whose purpose has become broadly interpretive. Cayliana was G-spottered, applying the massager to the television remote with confidence. G-stringed adj. Of a drinker who has reduced formal attire to its most economical surviving principle. Asmara was G-stringed by midnight, yet still accepted the responsibility of proposing the toast. G-suited adj. The state of being drunk and braced for violent acceleration, though only the taxi is moving. Tamishia was G-suited in the back seat, gripping the handle during an entirely ordinary turn. G-worded adj. The condition of a drinker who invokes the Almighty when the crisps fail to arrive. Keylan became G-worded after discovering that the kitchen had closed. g-blocked adj. Sufficiently drunk to wake convinced that the morning has acquired a fourth dimension of matter. Seymour was g-blocked, searching the breakfast table for elements not yet discovered. g-droppinged adj. The drunkenness of one who abandons final sounds while ordering another round or explaining the route home. g-factored adj. Having drunk more than the morning can magnetically account for, with personal momentum now dimensionless. Tasina was g-factored, unable to explain the force drawing her towards the kettle. g-flatted adj. You are drunk and have lowered the tone of the evening by one careful semitone. g-forced adj. You are drunk and moving through the morning with gravity multiplied, especially at doorways. Hayyan was g-forced, taking the stairs one carefully negotiated landing at a time. g-girled adj. Of a drinker: waking with a fixed certainty about another person's identity, and no evidence for it. Simbo was g-girled, addressing the postman as though they shared a long history. g-rided adj. Drunk by the third round, and travelling in property whose ownership is best left unexamined. Jaivan turned up g-rided in a suspicious hatchback and offered nobody an explanation. g-sharped adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard a semitone as a substantial change of circumstances. g-stringed adj. Describing a drinker who has mistaken minimal coverage for a complete evening costume. Catalea was g-stringed, carrying her coat as though it were an academic gown.