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G and T'd adj. Still drunk, and tasting the evening chiefly in measures of gin and tonic. Ellany was G and T'd, requesting another lime for a glass already empty. G cleffed adj. Drunk, with the result that every tune in the pub begins from the wrong line. Josslyn got G cleffed and led the singalong several notes above everyone else. G flatted adj. Having drunk enough to lower every expectation, including the pitch of the singing. Kawena became G flatted and sang the final verse in a lowered key. G majored adj. Drunk to the extent of making one sharp observation after another. Lielah got G majored and found a sharp point in every suggestion. G minored adj. Drunk on the strength of a melancholy tune and a surprisingly serious look at closing time. Dozier was G minored, staring into his pint during the last song. G proteined adj. Drunk since last orders, and passing every signal straight through to the wrong conclusion. Guylene was G proteined and treated the barman's nod as a formal invitation. G rided adj. Drunk on the strength of a vehicle that was acquired without troubling the proprietor. Zavion arrived thoroughly G rided, regarding the borrowed saloon as a private conveyance. G sharped adj. Drunk by closing time, and speaking one semitone above the conversation. Kanoa grew G sharped and delivered the toast in a key no glass could comfortably endure. G stringed adj. Of a drinker: dressed for a very small performance and behaving as though the interval has ended. Rosemay arrived G stringed, having mistaken the karaoke final for a theatrical engagement. G'd adj. Drunk in a way that turns the number of rounds consumed into your principal statistic. Brayden was G'd before the match had reached half-time. G-LOC'd (/ˈd͡ʒiːlɒkd/) adj. Too drunk to remain conscious when the bar stool changes direction. Binta went G-LOC'd beside the dartboard and missed the last bus. G-PON'd adj. Drunk beyond the capacity to notice that a passive network is not a pub route. Taana was G-PON'd and waited patiently for the broadband to take her home. G-buffered adj. Sufficiently drunk to render the room in layers, with the people arriving several seconds late. Graciano got G-buffered and watched the landlord appear after the rest of the pub. G-clamped adj. Drunk by closing time, and holding a bad decision in place with the confidence of a tradesman. Avee got G-clamped and fixed the birthday speech to the pub quiz as though both needed securing. G-cleffed adj. Drunk to a degree that places your voice precisely where no melody requires it. Meshay became G-cleffed and sang the chorus from an entirely separate register. G-flat majored adj. Drunk, with the result that six separate flats have been imposed on an otherwise cheerful outlook. Christopherpaul was G-flat majored, flattened by six complaints and still singing brightly.