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GFS'd adj. Slowed by drink to a forecast that arrives after the weather, the taxi and the patience have changed. Audee was GFS'd, predicting the taxi's arrival long after Casimier had walked home. GFT'd adj. Drunk to the extent of treating last night's spending as a transferable asset with no obvious owner. Nieasha was GFT'd, reporting the remaining bar tab as though it could be exchanged for breakfast. GFW'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and separated from the morning's incoming messages by an impenetrable wall. Edan was GFW'd, his phone displaying notifications that failed to reach him. GFX'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake a rough architectural sketch for an approved building decision. Inshaal got GFX'd and drew the proposed extension on the back of a receipt. GFY'd adj. Of a drinker who has made the financial year last until everyone else leaves. Leeah got GFY'd and presented the bar staff with an annual spending forecast. GG'd (/dʒiː dʒiːd/) adj. Drunk in a way that gives the nearest representative constitutional importance. Cassie-ann was GG'd and asked the barman to receive her formal recommendation. GGE'd adj. The state of being drunk and measuring every alternative drink by the energy of a gallon. Martize became GGE'd and calculated the calorific value of the landlord's lager. GGEV'd adj. You are drunk and transmitting the same low signal through every conversation on the way home. Tamsin was GGEV'd, broadcasting one persistent anecdote from the pub to the taxi. GGO'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has become diffusely opaque, with every clear impression replaced by a pale haze. Kas was GGO'd by midnight, offering only indistinct outlines of the evening's proceedings. GGS'd adj. Loosened by drink into presenting three ordinary companions as a sacred arrangement others must respect. Najuma was GGS'd and assigned Acie, the crisps and herself ceremonial positions. GGT'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and transferring responsibility for the evening from one person to the next. Amedee was GGT'd, passing responsibility for the missing coat to whoever came nearest. GGerred adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken a minor disagreement for an organised campaign and opened the comments. Aikeem became GGerred and drafted a lengthy rebuttal to the empty biscuit tin. GH'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and metabolising confidence, carbohydrates, and poor decisions at an accelerated rate. Mehul was GH'd and insisted his expanding appetite represented a scientific development. GHB'd adj. Still drunk, and lying unusually still while the morning waits for ordinary consciousness to return. Ladrea remained GHB'd on the sofa, still enough for the household to speak around her. GHG'd adj. The condition of a drinker who absorbs every atmosphere in the room and leaves companions noticeably warmer. Henrietta got GHG'd and made the small sitting room uncomfortably close for everyone present. GHIC'd adj. Drunk and treating the gathering as a clinic, distributing reassurance and unsolicited cover to everyone present. Janesha was GHIC'd and checked Brodie-lee's pulse before asking whether he wanted another drink.