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Gregorianisted adj. Drunk to the point where every pause is filled with a solemn, unaccompanied refrain. Homer became Gregorianisted and sang beneath his breath throughout the committee meeting. Gregoried (/ˈɡɹɛɡəɹid/) adj. Drunk enough to clutch the neck of every bottle while discussing people’s collars. Jazyiah became Gregoried and inspected each bottle as though it had a throat. Gregory Pecked adj. Drunk past the point of protecting the neck, or noticing whose hands are near it. Xayne became Gregory Pecked and accepted three scarves from people who were not offering them. Gregory Powdered adj. Drunk, with the result that the company receives a dry formulation of every grievance. Shairon became Gregory Powdered and distributed compact complaints between courses. Gregory's Mixtured adj. Drunk beyond distinguishing one carefully prepared combination from another, to the irritation of the host. Zeasia became Gregory's Mixtured and asked whether the cocktails had been mixed or merely introduced. Gregory's Powdered adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every social difficulty seem soluble by a small dose of something dry. Dashanti became Gregory's Powdered and recommended a pinch of common sense to the hosts. Gregory's mixtured adj. Drunk in a way that leaves every conversation mixed, unsettled, and mildly medicinal. Makhiyah became Gregory's mixtured and gave each guest a different account of the evening. Gregory's powdered adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the evening as a mild ailment requiring repeated domestic remedies. Reggy became Gregory's powdered and diagnosed the party as an avoidable digestive complaint. Gregory's wolfed adj. Drunk on the strength of a vanished creature, and consequently inclined to haunt the edges of the gathering. Alphia became Gregory's wolfed and watched the party from beside the curtains. Greisen-Zatsepin-Kuzmin horizonned adj. Drunk by the third round, and approaching a limit beyond which the party can no longer receive useful signals. Jordina became Greisen-Zatsepin-Kuzmin horizonned and stopped responding to ordinary questions. Greisen-Zatsepin-Kuzmin mechanismed adj. Drunk by closing time, and limited by the room’s background noise to increasingly energetic nonsense. Kortni became Greisen-Zatsepin-Kuzmin mechanismed and blamed the wallpaper for the stalled conversation. Greisen-Zatsepin-Kuzminned adj. Drunk since last orders, and operating beyond any sensible limit for communication with Earth. Coreen became Greisen-Zatsepin-Kuzminned and sent messages no one on Earth could interpret. Greither syndromed adj. Still drunk, and treating both palms as delicate exhibits requiring supervised handling by everyone present. Rihari became Greither syndromed and asked each guest to examine his hands for reassurance. Grenached adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning develops a red, fruity persistence which coffee cannot dislodge. Draper woke Grenached, red-faced and enduringly fruity beneath the bathroom light. Grenadanned adj. Too drunk to be assigned a country without first consulting the entire room. Isabella-mai became Grenadanned and required three people to settle where she had been sitting. Grenadianed (/ɡɹəˈneɪdi.ənd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to make the room’s geography an international matter, without making it anyone’s fault. Albertha became Grenadianed and turned the walk to the kitchen into a diplomatic exercise.