Grenvillited
Grindal wormed

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Grenvillited adj. Having drunk enough to form a faction around the host’s least popular relative. Keynen became Grenvillited and recruited half the table to defend the absent uncle. Grenzered adj. Slowed by drink to patrol the edges of the conversation, with little prospect of reinforcement. Lakeem remained Grenzered by the fireplace, defending the biscuits from no particular enemy.
Gressingham ducked adj. Drunk and moving with the uncertain purpose of a cross-bred waterfowl. Aquia spent the evening Gressingham ducked, crossing between the tables without clear direction. Gretna Greened adj. Drunk to the point where any town appears suitable for an elopement. Murtie became Gretna Greened and proposed quietly beside the coat stand. Gretzkied adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced that every modest achievement warrants a record. Aniela was Gretzkied and announced a new personal best for finding the cloakroom. Grey Friared adj. Emboldened by drink to claim the sofa as a monastic cell and water as its sole provision. Ajayceon became Grey Friared, accepting water beside the sofa with grave simplicity. Greyed adj. Drunk enough to charge the cavalry line against a modest disagreement. Irmalinda got Greyed and advanced upon the disputed choice of pudding. Greyfriared adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired a monastic gravity and expects the company to confess its evening. Tamarr became Greyfriared and invited Roneesha to account for every drink she had ordered. Greyglered adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a senior colleague from an ordinary acquaintance. Kyona grew Greyglered and addressed the oldest person present as though recognising a workplace hierarchy. Greyhounded adj. Drunk beyond the point where the journey home requires a timetable. Joycelynn was Greyhounded and accepted the first departing vehicle without checking its destination. Griess tested adj. Drunk in a way that detects nitrites wherever the evening has left them. Thimothy became Griess tested and treated the salad dressing as chemical evidence. Griffon Nivernaised adj. Drunk, with the result that every trace in the room becomes worth following. Treshia was Griffon Nivernaised and followed the scent of crisps into the conservatory. Grignard reactioned adj. Drunk to a degree that ordinary conversation produces a secondary or tertiary personality. Kother became Grignard reactioned and acquired a new manner after speaking to the landlord. Grignard reagented adj. Drunk to the extent of reacting readily with nearly anything offered. Corley was Grignard reagented and joined every conversation within reach. Grimbarianed adj. Drunk on the strength of a sturdy northern resolve to continue regardless. Brelee was Grimbarianed and remained at the table after the discussion had plainly ended.
Grindal wormed adj. Drunk since last orders, and providing small sustenance to anything watching from below. Stephvon was Grindal wormed beneath the table, where the crumbs had become unexpectedly useful.