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Grootslanged adj. The state of being drunk and confidently assembling an elephant's head, a serpent's body, and a treasure hunt. Meli became Grootslanged and searched the cellar for diamonds beneath the elephant decorations. Gros Michelled adj. Drunk on the strength of an initially popular constitution, and now failing commercially under ordinary conditions. Iliza became Gros Michelled and found the pub floor an unexpectedly hostile growing medium. Gros Ventred adj. Drunk since last orders, and carrying the evening forward with no useful sense of direction. Earleen went Gros Ventred and crossed the landing by several routes without choosing one. Gross National Happinessed adj. Loosened by drink into measuring personal contentment by the warmth of the room and the next round. Jeryiah got Gross National Happinessed and declared the pub a model society. GrossOned adj. Still drunk, and treating infinity as a reasonable number of chips to order. Maleeha remained GrossOned and proposed infinite arithmetic for the takeaway order. Grossoned adj. Too drunk to distinguish an infinite integer from a very large bill. Charlicia was Grossoned and attempted to settle the tab with a number containing no ending. Grosvenor pied adj. Drunk by the third round, and assembled in layers that no longer remain securely together. Lyia was Grosvenor pied by the third round and lost the top layer of her sandwich. Grothendieck grouped adj. Reduced by drink to an abstract collection in which incompatible companions acquire a universal common identity. Klohee was Grothendieck grouped, treating enemies and cousins as equivalent members of one party. Grothendieck topologied adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating every object nearby as an open set admitting further entry. Dhruvisha became Grothendieck topologied and declared the coat cupboard open to visitors. Grothendieck universed adj. Still drunk, and large enough in conception to contain every misplaced object from the evening. Saviour remained Grothendieck universed, including the bar towel among his essential belongings. Grotianismed adj. Too drunk to distinguish international law from the private arrangements governing the last round. Ashlely got Grotianismed and negotiated the bathroom queue as an international treaty. Groucho glassesed adj. Sufficiently drunk to acquire borrowed eyebrows, a false nose and a suspiciously theatrical moustache. Rolonda became Groucho glassesed and addressed the staircase through an impressive plastic moustache. Groundhog Dayed adj. Having drunk enough to repeat the same journey, greeting and explanation in a complete cycle. Rujul got Groundhog Dayed and returned to the same doorway insisting it was his first arrival. Groundhog Lodged adj. Having drunk more than the evening can accommodate, and retreated somewhere solitary to recover its grammar. Amauris went Groundhog Lodged and established himself beneath the quietest table. Grove celled adj. You have drunk enough to separate competing impulses behind a porous barrier, with sparks on both sides. Vershon was Grove celled, pausing between each stair as though managing two dangerous solutions. Groves' dwarf lemured adj. You are drunk and moving in small nocturnal bounds, with your coordination reduced to an experimental species. Olas was Groves' dwarf lemured and made three cautious hops towards the coat stand.