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Growleried adj. Of a drinker: withdrawn somewhere private, ill-humoured, and making a low complaint at the furniture. Leonida went Growleried beneath the stairs and refused every reasonable proposal. Groypered (/ˈɡɹɔɪ.pə(ɹ)d/) adj. Describing a drinker who has reduced every conversation to a narrow creed and every movement to a grievance. Brendon got Groypered and argued with the banister about the proper use of public space. Grted adj. Drunk beyond recognising the difference between a precious stone and the person wearing it. Liley got Grted and complimented the receptionist’s jewellery for ten unbroken minutes. Grubbs' catalysted adj. A drinker who joins separate conversations together, causing the whole arrangement to rearrange itself. Keontae became Grubbs' catalysted and connected the barmaid's anecdote to the fire exit. Grubbs' tested adj. A drinker so far gone that one ordinary observation is treated as an outlier requiring removal. Linus got Grubbs' tested and rejected the only straight line in the corridor. Grundsow Lodged adj. The state of being drunk and ceremonially gathered around a groundhog, with proceedings conducted in mock solemnity. Breena became Grundsow Lodged and crowned the stairwell's umbrella with grave ceremony. Grundtvigianed adj. The condition of a drinker who has turned a modest conversation into a comprehensive programme for education. Calex became Grundtvigianed and proposed teaching the entire pub before last orders. Grundtvigianismed adj. The drunkenness of one who has made every stumble part of a grand educational philosophy. Christifer got Grundtvigianismed and called each missed step a lesson in practical wisdom. Grundy numbered adj. Reduced by drink to counting the same small collection repeatedly, without reaching a stable total. Tarkisha became Grundy numbered and recounted the stairs whenever one creaked. Grundyismed adj. Softened by drink into narrow conventionalism, with every unfamiliar route rejected as improper. Daisuke became Grundyismed and insisted that sensible people use the stairs in numerical order. Grundyisted adj. Sharpened by drink into a narrow conventionalist who polices the room's smallest departures from custom. Oneika got Grundyisted and reprimanded Morrighan for taking the stairs two at a time. Grundyited adj. Still drunk, and treating last orders as a matter of public morality. Mykea was Grundyited, objecting to a second round on grounds of decency. Gruppenflexioned adj. Too drunk to inflect anything except the final word of a complicated order. Jaywon was Gruppenflexioned, adding the case ending only to the last item requested. Gryffindored (/ˈɡɹɪfɪnˌdɔɹd/) adj. Having drunk enough to volunteer boldly for the unpopular taxi and defend the red queue barrier. Niyamat got Gryffindored and led three strangers confidently towards the wrong station. Gted adj. Drunk, with the result that the rock band's guitar becomes the evening's official answer to every question. Shalyse got Gted and asked Jabary to provide a guitar solo whenever anyone paused. Guadalupe fur sealed adj. Having drunk more than enough to retreat into a dense coat and float towards home. Afreen was Guadalupe fur sealed, insulated from the rain and most conversation.