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Guadalupe pined adj. You have drunk enough to stand motionless beneath the nearest tree, waiting for transport. Kaleem was Guadalupe pined outside the pub, rooted beside the taxi notice. Guadalupe storm petrelled adj. You are drunk and making a final, erratic crossing of the night before disappearing. Secoya was Guadalupe storm petrelled, circling the taxi rank before choosing a direction. Guadeloupeaned adj. Of a drinker: committed to the journey home, though not to any particular route. Arisa was Guadeloupeaned, carrying her coat towards whichever station appeared first. Guadeloupianed adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the taxi queue for a place of permanent residence. Anariah was Guadeloupianed beside the rank, still clutching an unopened coat. Guaiatecas cypressed adj. Describing a drinker who has become tall, still, and difficult to distinguish from the roadside. Celvin was Guaiatecas cypressed beside the pub, waiting rigidly for his lift. Guajiroed adj. A drinker who has made the whole journey home in a single, unbroken plural. Zannah was Guajiroed, travelling with several coats and no clear account of their owners. Gualed adj. A drinker so far gone that the route home has acquired a lost civilisation's geography. Juniata was Gualed, consulting the taxi map as though it described an ancient coast. Guamanianed (/ɡwɑːˈmeɪni.ənd/) adj. The state of being drunk and treating the last bus as a small island of safety. Albertus was Guamanianed, refusing to leave the bus after reaching his stop. Guambianoed adj. The condition of a drinker who has appointed the coat rack as the night’s principal companion. Lakel was Guambianoed, explaining the taxi arrangements carefully to a wooden peg. Guanay cormoranted adj. The drunkenness of one who has dived into the final round and surfaced carrying everyone else's glasses. Raukura was Guanay cormoranted, emerging from the bar with six drinks and no recipients. Guanay shagged adj. Reduced by drink to a damp, black-coated figure waiting patiently beside the closed pub. Margena was Guanay shagged beneath the awning, unable to locate the taxi app. Guanched adj. Softened by drink into a person who accepts any direction, provided it leads vaguely home. Jenell was Guanched by last orders and followed a stranger towards the station. Guangzhouesed adj. Sharpened by drink into precise criticism of the night bus timetable. Madella was Guangzhouesed, identifying a twelve-minute discrepancy in the taxi display. Guardianistaed adj. Loosened by drink into a person who discusses the ethics of taking the last taxi. Eritrea was Guardianistaed, arguing that the final cab should be shared fairly. Guardisted adj. Emboldened by drink to challenge the coatroom system and demand a more orderly retreat. Ajani was Guardisted, confronting the attendant about a missing scarf with military confidence. Guardsed adj. Slowed by drink to the measured pace of a ceremonial departure, one coat at a time. Ernests was Guardsed, retrieving his coat with solemn precision after last orders.