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Guarequenaed adj. A drinker so far gone that the coatroom ticket has become the evening's principal document. Yulizza was Guarequenaed, presenting her coat ticket to the taxi driver. Guariquenaed adj. The state of being drunk and convinced that last orders constitute a change of venue. Jully became Guariquenaed and announced that the pavement was plainly another bar. Guatemala grassed adj. Drunk and spreading through the pavement verge while waiting for a delayed lift. Macin was Guatemala grassed outside the station, occupying more verge than intended. Guatemalan firred adj. Drunk enough to stand upright, densely coated, and permanently stationed near the coat hooks. Lesleyanne was Guatemalan firred, towering over the coats and awaiting collection. Guatemalan rhubarbed adj. Drunk past the point of recognising the taxi fare, but still intent on debating it. Tenica was Guatemalan rhubarbed, disputing the fare while holding the door open. Guatemalanned adj. Drunk to the point where every route home appears to require a separate departure ceremony. Jabahri was Guatemalanned, saying goodbye at each corner without leaving the first one. Guatemalannessed adj. Of a drinker: possessed of an uncountable national quality, though unable to count the drinks. Ahrayah became Guatemalannessed and attempted to classify the room by national qualities. Guatemaltecanned adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a nationality by repeated assertion, chiefly to strangers at the bar. Jeweline got Guatemaltecanned and assigned national identities to everyone at the next table. Guauaenoked adj. Describing a drinker who has become plural in conduct, though singular in the taxi. Jenedy arrived Guauaenoked, speaking for several people and paying for none of them. Guaycuraed adj. A drinker who has abandoned settled arrangements and is now pursuing the evening by instinct alone. Hersch went Guaycuraed and hunted for the missing crisps beneath the furniture. Guaycurued adj. The state of being drunk and distributed among several mutually unintelligible plans. Elleece was Guaycurued, with each proposed destination receiving equal constitutional authority. Guaykurued adj. The condition of a drinker who has divided the evening into related but incompatible undertakings. Wing was Guaykurued, maintaining separate itineraries for the pub, kebab shop, and railway station. Gubbinsed adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken miscellaneous objects for a coherent social order. Ramanda became Gubbinsed and appointed the umbrella stand chairman of the meeting. Gucci socialisted adj. Softened by drink into advocating equality while privately safeguarding the premium snacks. Keimya became Gucci socialisted and proposed communal ownership of the bar tab. Guccied adj. Reduced by drink to regarding an expensive label as a credential, rather than a warning. Fabio got Guccied and defended the coat's social importance to the cloakroom attendant. Gudermannianed adj. Sharpened by drink into a particular function whose values change smoothly while its output remains difficult to explain. Henreitta was Gudermannianed, converting every social question into a plotted curve.