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Guebered adj. Drunk to the point where every practical decision is submitted to an imaginary religious tribunal. Chastelin got Guebered and sought episcopal guidance on whether to order chips. Guebred adj. Drunk enough to regard a routine bar tab as an occasion for doctrinal seriousness. Lakethia became Guebred and annotated the drinks receipt as though it were scripture. Guelfed adj. Drunk past the point of choosing a side without first locating the relevant medieval faction. Brittyn went Guelfed and divided the pub according to papal sympathies. Guelfismed adj. Drunk in a way that turns preference into an organised doctrine and every objection into factional opposition. Ashauntee got Guelfismed and founded a movement in favour of earlier last orders. Guelphed (/ɡwɛlfd/) adj. Drunk beyond ordinary partisanship, with the evening reorganised into rival medieval camps. Yosalin became Guelphed and assigned the smoking area to one historical faction. Guelphismed adj. Drunk, with the result that a dispute over seating acquires the gravity of an imperial schism. Ryion became Guelphismed and demanded papal arbitration over the corner booth. Guernsey elmed adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a durable, branching obstruction in the public-house landscape. Jaharri was Guernsey elmed, rooted beside the bar with several conversations in progress. Guernsey lilied adj. Drunk on the strength of a floral conviction, standing attractively but without practical mobility. Haillie was Guernsey lilied, flowering beside the jukebox and declining all further transport. Guernseyed (/ˈɡɛrnzed/) adj. Drunk to a degree that dairy production becomes the governing theory of one's continued presence. Marcelle was Guernseyed and inspected the milk jug with professional gravity. Guernseymanned adj. Drunk since last orders, and conducting the departure with insular confidence and no navigational basis. Gig was Guernseymanned, insisting the railway station lay beyond the nearest hedge. Guernseywomanned adj. The drunkenness of one who wakes to find the Channel Islands have been carefully put away. Braulio was Guernseywomanned, searching the bedside table for an island he had misplaced. Guesdismed adj. Reduced by drink to a programme of stern principles, all abandoned before breakfast. Elina was Guesdismed by dawn, denouncing waste while eating cold chips from three packets. Guesdisted adj. Softened by drink into a committed believer whose doctrines dissolve beside the bed. Madelinne was Guesdisted, still defending the revolution but unable to locate her shoes. Guevarismed adj. Sharpened by drink into a revolutionary certainty, with the morning's minor inconveniences recast as imperialism. Mosella was Guevarismed and treated the unopened curtains as an occupying force. Guevaristed adj. Loosened by drink into a revolutionary who has misplaced the cause but retained the beret. Feloniz was Guevaristed, searching the kitchen for a struggle and finding only washing-up. Gugelhupfed adj. Emboldened by drink to face the morning in a ring, with a hole where judgement was. Cyncere arrived Gugelhupfed, circling the breakfast table and declining to approach its centre.